Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 213

Faizah

I have alot of relatives in Leicester, you know. I could if I wanted to. Are you scared yet?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed

I have alot of relatives in Leicester, you know. I could if I wanted to. Are you scared yet?

I fear nothing but God and being eaten alive by animated sock monkeys.

Next!

?...

What the **** are u talking about, i haven't flippin time to read junk paragraph.

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

Faizah

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

I fear nothing but God and being eaten alive by animated sock monkeys.

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What exactly is your obsession with sock monkeys?

**Muezzin**

^sock monkeys rule.

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Originally Posted by ?...

What the **** are u talking about, i haven't flippin time to read junk paragraph.

Greetings, question mark. If you don't have time to read the post, and aren't in the mood for this, you could just, I don't know, not read this thread and not reply to it?

Also, please invest in some English lessons.

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Faizah

Lol...

nafy

Salaam

y am i alwayssssssssss gettin told off? n gettin told off 4 stikin up 4 a mate?? das jus disgusting....ma matez mean sooooooooooooo much 2 meeeeeeee!! y duznt any1 understand?!!?!?

w/salaam

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

Salaam

y am i alwayssssssssss gettin told off? n gettin told off 4 stikin up 4 a mate?? das jus disgusting....ma matez mean sooooooooooooo much 2 meeeeeeee!! y duznt any1 understand?!!?!?

w/salaam

What exactly happened?

nafy

Salaamz

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

What exactly happened?

my sis heard rumours bout ma mate....which obviously were not true....i try 2 clear things up...i tell her da truth...n try n find out why da person hu told her sed dis....dus she hate ma mate or wat?
but den wen we cleared things n got home...i found ma sis had blamed everything on me......n mum sed i shudnt have interefered!! shes ma best mate.....her problems are myn!! .....n den mum has a go at me sayin 'not lyk shes ur sista' meanin my best mate........cus i was arguein wiv ma sis cus of her....
ma mate is actually more close 2 me den any1 at home....but nooooooooooooooo1 understands.....*sigh*

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h lol.....
bro make me laff man......lol.....am in suchaaaaaaaaaaaa bad mood!!!

w/salaamz

**Muezzin**

You want to laugh? I'll make ya laugh:

Look, it's just like Monopoly!

Sort of.

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Tania

Why around 90% from the tv movies are violent-like promoting shootings, killing, beating x and y. For example the comedy movies almost dissapeared from the channels.

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by mara

Why around 90% from the tv movies are violent-like promoting shootings, killing, beating x and y.

Apparently it's hip to break someone's hip.

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For example the comedy movies almost dissapeared from the channels.

True. There's always DVD's and the Internet for comedy goodness though. Check out YouTube.com for some excellent comedy videos.

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Kittygyal

salamalykum.
i am new to this forum and i am lost

walaykumasalam

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by muslim gyal

salamalykum.
i am new to this forum and i am lost

walaykumasalam

Welcome! Have you tried checking out the threads in the Comments and suggestions section?

Kittygyal

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

Welcome! Have you tried checking out the threads in the Comments and suggestions section?

salamalykum warahmatullah,
jazakallahkheir my beloved brother nice to have a brother whom is like you.
walaykumassalam warahmatullah

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Kittygyal Im a Cat! Status: Offline Posts: 12,984 Reputation: 13762 Rep Power: 47 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Yard سولجا_جيال Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-20-2006 salamalykum. i am new to this forum and i am lost walaykumasalam