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muezzin if u knew sum1 hu committed adultery....and livin in the uk....wt wud u do..? wud u get involved or leave it? plz answer insha'allah
   
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why is it that i sailed through school and once i got to college i turned into the worlds biggest dumbo
   
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How many sock monkeys do you have?
None, unfortunately. I have to content myself with laughing at pictures of them.

Abd'Majid, see above.

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my prob.....

well why do i have less confidence in myself...when it comes to certain situation that i face....e.g applying for jobs....
In situations like this, it helps to 'rehearse' what you're going to do, so that you're not nervous later. E.g. for interviews, think of questions they're likely to ask you, come up with answers, and then perhaps get a friend or family member to play the role of interviewer while you answer their questions.

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assalaamu alaikum wr wb!! so a question....if my pc falls apart...accidentally and i have a coverplan can i like erm get it sorted or is it not worth it? jazaks
It depends how much it'll cost, and how badly your pc fell apart.

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muezzin if u knew sum1 hu committed adultery....and livin in the uk....wt wud u do..? wud u get involved or leave it? plz answer insha'allah
I'd try and talk to them and persuade them to find a solution (i.e. get back together, or get a divorce), but ultimately, it's up to them. I try not to involve myself in others' private lives.

And if anyone tries to nose into my private life, I attack them with spanners.

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why is it that i sailed through school and once i got to college i turned into the worlds biggest dumbo
You're getting in touch with your elephantine side, as your avatar might indicate.

Or not.

Seriously speaking, everyone finds it hard to adjust. Don't hesitate to ask your teachers for help - that's what they're paid for.

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Don't worry muzna.... i feel the same way. I totally messed this year up. But my school sixform is rubbish anyway. I'm starting fresh at one of the best college's in the whole of west London. BRAAAP!
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No more 'BRAAAAP' nonsense on this thread please. It hurts my brain.

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shukran for ur advice..

okay one more thing...is it safe to buy certain thing thru internet using credit cards? coz am planning to buy da islamic wristband...
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Be careful with credit cards online. Check that the site is secure - if it is, a little padlock icon will appear at the bottom of the page (if you have a hotmail account, sign in and you'll see what it looks like).

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Well, I'd try, but they'd probably shoot and handcuff me, in that order.

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Something about farts, I dunno.

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NO IT ISN'T! BRAAAP!
I dunno what it means though, lol. Just like saying it. BRRRAAAAP!
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NO IT ISN'T! BRAAAP!
I dunno what it means though, lol. Just like saying it. BRRRAAAAP!
People with bowel problems use a remarkably similar rationale.

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Need Help Again......

DA CREDIT CARD NUMBER.....IS IT DA LONG 16 DIGIT NUMBER OR ACCOUNT NUMBER?
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DA CREDIT CARD NUMBER.....IS IT DA LONG 16 DIGIT NUMBER OR ACCOUNT NUMBER?
It's the long one on the front of the card, not the account number.

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