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I don't know. Google it.

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You do know I deleted that last time you posted it because it's off topic and you can easily Google it yourself, right?

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You do know I deleted that last time you posted it because it's off topic and you can easily Google it yourself, right?

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Marriage forums ...is kind of pointless in this person's humble opinion.

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Why are you saying that??We can prepair for the marriage in this forum.
Yeah, but not if you've just hit puberty. I'm not saying you've just hit puberty... I'm just not too fond of a boatload of teenagers talking about marriage as if they're ready for it, when in reality, they are probably not. But let's just drop this, because this topic isn't about the marriage forum

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why?.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................h ave............................................... .................................................. ...................................i.............. ...................................got............ .....................a............................ ................................................mi grane............................................. ?................................................. ..

You got the virus yet?

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ARE MIGRANES CONTAGOUS? IS THAT HOW U SPELL THAT WORD?

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why?.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................h ave............................................... .................................................. ...................................i.............. ...................................got............ .....................a............................ ................................................mi grane............................................. ?................................................. ..
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I took 16 minutes answering them, from the time of your initial post, to the time of this writing. I don't know the answers. Come again!

But seriously, take some paracetemol, drink some water, and lie down in a very, very quiet place.

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paracetamols...urghhh!! i can't swallow em even if i half em...dnt do tablets or any medication int a DRUGGY!

Water? water here sux...river lee smells...urgh!

Quiet place...nu uhh...my house is loaded wiv bruvas...dey duno how ta shut da fudge up

Ahhh....migranes gone...so thnx fo ya 'help'

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paracetamols...urghhh!! i can't swallow em even if i half em...dnt do tablets or any medication int a DRUGGY!
Chew them, like me. It tastes nasty, but that's what the water's for.

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Erm... okay.

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I'm seriously drunk...why don't you delete my posts when i want you too
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Forget deleting them. That one's being framed and hung up in the hall of fame.

But seriously, if you want me or another moderator to delete a post of yours, use the report post function.

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Why dont more people join in 4 the Quran quiz!!! its really hard!! But Alhamdullilah learnin loads
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You havn't been drunk before have you...?

How can you think while being in that state?

Whats your fav drink?
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