Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 219

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

Why dont more people join in 4 the Quran quiz!!! its really hard!! But Alhamdullilah learnin loads

That's very good, mashallah.

Unfortunately, it has little to do with the topic of this thread, which is members asking for ironic advice, rather than general questions.

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Fighting4Iman

ok then , hav u ever felt the urge to tug on those long wigs jewish people wear besides there ears?

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**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

ok then , hav u ever felt the urge to tug on those long wigs jewish people wear besides there ears?

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Not particularly.

I have felt the urge to wear an afro wig and store canned foods in it though.

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Pk_#2

diss...

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by tasmiyah_B

diss...

In polite society, we try to use more than one word in a sentence.

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Ayesha Rana

How do you increase your rep power?

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayesha Rana

How do you increase your rep power?

Use the Force.

Or just search for 'reputation' with the search function, and see what comes up. I don't fully understand myself, to tell the truth. It's connected with how many posts you have, how long you've been here, how much rep you have, and how much rep you give.

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Faizah

All my sisters are annoying the heck out of me.... and I have 4 of them!
What should I do? They're luck i don't have a gun!

nafy

Salaamz

bro plz mek dua 4 me will u am not gettin betta at driving...!

wat u fink i shud do? i had bout 6 lessons now..and im still driving round da same private estate instead of da main roads....
n ma instructor...she cums out wic comments lyk 'i dont think driving is 4 u' ....and 'thnx 4 da entertaining hour' .....n 'its funny doin it wid u'....i mean shes a laff n dat.....n she dont shout at me....tis jus dat i dont call dat very encouraging...she spose 2 be teachin me not puttin me off...
shall i stick wiv her do u fink? or change ma instructor??

w/salaam

Pk_#2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muezzin

In polite society, we try to use more than one word in a sentence.

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Das not true...

urm...Whats betta Volvic or Vittel de product of france lol...well das wah it says on my bottle?

PeAce mUzZy & mInZy...wers minzy gne agen?

Far7an

This question is to Muezzin, not that Minaz would answer anyway. How do you feel about your ever growing fan base on LI? It has caused some problems for the moderators, with a constant need to edit/delete posts made by your fans. Rumour has it that you plan on migrating to a far more controversial forum full of chavs. Further clarification as to whether these rumours are true or not would be appreciated.

Your bro, Farhan.

Tania

Why should you go when here you can find all the topics?

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**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed

All my sisters are annoying the heck out of me.... and I have 4 of them!
What should I do? They're luck i don't have a gun!

Purchase ear-plugs, or talk to them.

As for guns... I may condone many things, but fratricide is not one of them. :brother:

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Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

Salaamz

bro plz mek dua 4 me will u am not gettin betta at driving...!

wat u fink i shud do? i had bout 6 lessons now..and im still driving round da same private estate instead of da main roads....
n ma instructor...she cums out wic comments lyk 'i dont think driving is 4 u' ....and 'thnx 4 da entertaining hour' .....n 'its funny doin it wid u'....i mean shes a laff n dat.....n she dont shout at me....tis jus dat i dont call dat very encouraging...she spose 2 be teachin me not puttin me off...
shall i stick wiv her do u fink? or change ma instructor??

w/salaam

Well, you could talk with her, ask her to be more encouraging. After all, you're paying for her services, right? If that doesn't help, change instructor.

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Originally Posted by Far7an

This question is to Muezzin, not that Minaz would answer anyway. How do you feel about your ever growing fan base on LI?

I feel like a movie star.

Or Charles Ingram.

Quote:

It has caused some problems for the moderators, with a constant need to edit/delete posts made by your fans.

Tell me about it...

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Rumour has it that you plan on migrating to a far more controversial forum full of chavs. Further clarification as to whether these rumours are true or not would be appreciated.

Your bro, Farhan.

Nah, I'd never leave LI for Chavscum.com's forums. I just read their main page for maximum comedy value. I think he's also got a feedback thing up now, which is funny as heck when chavs write in.

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Originally Posted by mara

Why should you go when here you can find all the topics?

But on a chav forum, I could build a house with all the bricks hurled my way!

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Faizah

Quote:

Purchase ear-plugs, or talk to them.

As for guns... I may condone many things, but fratricide is not one of them. :brother:

There aren't ear plugs good enough to plug that sound out. And although they talk alot, they don't listen. *sigh*.... i guess it is down to the guns. *klik*

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed

There aren't ear plugs good enough to plug that sound out. And although they talk alot, they don't listen. *sigh*.... i guess it is down to the guns. *klik*

Little do you know that they're....

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Fighting4Iman Fighting4Emaan Status: Offline Posts: 16,004 Reputation: 48512 Rep Power: 93 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Fighting4Emaan Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-22-2006 ok then , hav u ever felt the urge to tug on those long wigs jewish people wear besides there ears? : __________________ -Fighting for my Emaan- I Will Not Lose - Never - No Way - Not Ever

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Faizah الأ ثرية Status: Offline Posts: 7,362 Reputation: 30194 Rep Power: 65 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~ Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-23-2006 All my sisters are annoying the heck out of me.... and I have 4 of them! What should I do? They're luck i don't have a gun! __________________

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,073 Reputation: 5092 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-23-2006 Salaamz bro plz mek dua 4 me will u am not gettin betta at driving...! wat u fink i shud do? i had bout 6 lessons now..and im still driving round da same private estate instead of da main roads.... n ma instructor...she cums out wic comments lyk 'i dont think driving is 4 u' ....and 'thnx 4 da entertaining hour' .....n 'its funny doin it wid u'....i mean shes a laff n dat.....n she dont shout at me....tis jus dat i dont call dat very encouraging...she spose 2 be teachin me not puttin me off... shall i stick wiv her do u fink? or change ma instructor?? w/salaam __________________

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Far7an zAk's Mureed Status: Offline Posts: 4,358 Reputation: 16567 Rep Power: 48 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-23-2006 This question is to Muezzin, not that Minaz would answer anyway. How do you feel about your ever growing fan base on LI? It has caused some problems for the moderators, with a constant need to edit/delete posts made by your fans. Rumour has it that you plan on migrating to a far more controversial forum full of chavs. Further clarification as to whether these rumours are true or not would be appreciated. Your bro, Farhan.

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Tania LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,112 Reputation: 7257 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Apr 2006 Way of Life: Christian	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-23-2006 Why should you go when here you can find all the topics? .