Beat her up. No one will know.

I'm joking of course. Just make her feel welcome. Cos if she doesn't settle in you'll beat her up.



Oh, stop.

Yeah, I was telling him to lay off those **** burritos...

Shakespeare hated lawyers. The feeling is mutual.

Cos PC games are too much hassle.

You shut up! I'm going to call to police!

(guess the reference and I'll give you a fish)

I was framed! Why does no one listen?!

I was framed! Why does no one listen?![/quote]



Bcuz....no one cares about wat u say.diiirrrrrrr.

Allah ma3ak

Perhaps.

Any more problems for Minaz and I to solve? Emphasis on me because I'm feeling arrogant.

Okay fine. Ill give u something to think about.

I have these librarians right? Right!!

There is this one...she is:

old
snobby nose

and she has the most arrogant way of talking to ppl. Esp. me.

U see. I wear hijab and jilbabb. I personally think thats this is wat triggers her off!!!

She is very snappy to me. She dont look at me wen she talks....its as though im invisible *the thought of being invisible....lol*..

Wat shud I do?

I mean....*whispers* once I got really annoyed with her attitude and planned on tripping her down the stairs. But i remembered.....id probably go flying with her.loooooooooooooooool.

*ahem*

Allah ma3ak

salam
you should tell the lady straight up and ask her why she is so disrespectful towards you and hope that clears the air between the two of you
wasalam

bro muezzin...i'd laugh if my sis read wot u wrote....gd idea...even if it is a joke....but...i think she holds a certain degree of respect as she is my older sis....oh well...i give up...mite aswell welcome herrrr.....

does that mean your face is covered too?

Naaaa....if it was id be wearing 'niqab'.

I used to...but we wont go into that.lol.

Allah ma3ak

lol ok, just if you did cover your face "niqab" I wouldn't blame the librarian for not making eye contact etc. But as your face is visibly seen, thus your expression portrayed, from what info you have given us she's got a problem with you

Maybe she's just an arrogant dinosaur who doesn't like you. Not much you can do about that. Well, yeah, you could take the positive approach like MST said above, and try to 'make friends with her' and all that.

Or, you could use my solution - first print out this picture:



Then take it to Old Mrs Snobby Nose and tell her 'This is older than you but is somehow still better looking. Invest in Oil of Olay. And watch out for archaelogists. They like digging up fossils'

Heh.

Tell her to wear niqaab - it might be an improvement!

All librarians are like that. Apart from 'The Terminator' at my uni, but he's sort of funny. And 'Dexter' who got stuck between two tables. Long story.

Now, that's illegal.

That pic is spooky bro.....man...u are a bit....doo laly in the head.lol.

Anyway, I really like this part:

Then take it to Old Mrs Snobby Nose and tell her 'This is older than you but is somehow still better looking. Invest in Oil of Olay. And watch out for archaelogists. They like digging up fossils'

But we both know...its not gna happen.
so....ur gna have to cum up with sumthing esle.

Allah ma3ak

Fine.

Just put a little cardboard standee thing on your desk saying 'Don't hate me cos you're ugly.'

I know it should say 'Cos I'm beautiful' but let's just try this for a change.

Alternatively, if you want to take the friendly approach get her a packet of Werther's Originals. Works like a charm. Provided you haven't used the Dinosaur Plan, or Plan B above, first.

Wat about:

UR UGLY IM PRETTY SO STOP BEING SO JEALOUS U.....GREY HAIRED CREATURE

I wudnt waste a penny on her!!!

Allah ma3ak

Yes.

Or you could call her a Womble. I know I'd hate that.

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