Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 220

Fishman

Am I the leader of the moon Martians or just their caretaker? They keep telling me to sweep you pathetic humans away.

Can you please explain what this topic is for? The first post doesn't really explain much. If you don't explain I will keep asking silly questions about moon Martians. Muhahaha!

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Fishman

Am I the leader of the moon Martians or just their caretaker? They keep telling me to sweep you pathetic humans away.

Dammit, so you're the one that stole my old job! Why I oughta...

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Can you please explain what this topic is for? The first post doesn't really explain much. If you don't explain I will keep asking silly questions about moon Martians. Muhahaha!

It's basically like an 'agony aunt' type deal, with members asking for advice. The advice they receive however, has a comic, sarcastic bent. If members require serious help, they're advised to ask in the Cyber Counselling forum, as everything in this thread is for giggles.

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Faizah

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

Little do you know that they're....

http://www.adorablekidsdressup.com/C...h%20Target.jpg

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You want me to demonstrate what it can really do? With you as the target practice?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed

You want me to demonstrate what it can really do? With you as the target practice?

Sure, Nerf guns are fun!

But if you're talking about real guns... you need therapy.

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Fishman

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

Dammit, so you're the one that stole my old job! Why I oughta...

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What! They told me the job was empty!!!

Is it safe to mix ketchup with mayonaise?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Fishman

What! They told me the job was empty!!!

Those blasted Martians. We should nuke 'em all!

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Is it safe to mix ketchup with mayonaise?

It depends on whether or not you're feeding it to gerbils.

If it's just for you, it's fine. Though, to tell the truth, I'm not really that fond of mayonaise.

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Faizah

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

Sure, Nerf guns are fun!

But if you're talking about real guns... you need therapy.

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I thought you were my psychiatrist? If not, then who am I paying £300 an hour to?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed

I thought you were my psychiatrist? If not, then who am I paying £300 an hour to?

That reminds me, your last cheque bounced.

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Fishman

Is it morally right to nuke moon Martians? I know you can't nuke Mars Martians though.

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Fishman

Is it morally right to nuke moon Martians?

Who cares? I already pressed the button.

Wait a minute, there's something written on this launch module...

'Made in Taiwan'?!

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I know you can't nuke Mars Martians though.

For them, we need to send space ninjas.

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Tania

But its not true the mayonaise its not a good food when its warm because its made from eggs ,so it goes bad quickly.

You can even fall

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by mara

But its not true the mayonaise its not a good food when its warm because its made from eggs ,so it goes bad quickly.

You can even fall

I didn't know that. No wonder it tastes nasty on anything except chicken.

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Fishman

How do I escape from your stomach? Is there an emergency hatch or do I have to find other means *gets dynamite out of pocket*.

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Fishman

How do I escape from your stomach? Is there an emergency hatch or do I have to find other means *gets dynamite out of pocket*.

Just let nature take its course, man. I hope you have a snorkel.

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REPSTER

so did u find solution to my problems.

because now i have a bigger problem

help me pleezz i cant log out of the forum:brother:

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Fishman Glorious Qaghan Status: Offline Posts: 3,288 Reputation: 13376 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Airstrip One. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-23-2006 Am I the leader of the moon Martians or just their caretaker? They keep telling me to sweep you pathetic humans away. Can you please explain what this topic is for? The first post doesn't really explain much. If you don't explain I will keep asking silly questions about moon Martians. Muhahaha!

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Fishman Glorious Qaghan Status: Offline Posts: 3,288 Reputation: 13376 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Airstrip One. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-23-2006 Is it morally right to nuke moon Martians? I know you can't nuke Mars Martians though.

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Tania LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,112 Reputation: 7257 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Apr 2006 Way of Life: Christian	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-23-2006 But its not true the mayonaise its not a good food when its warm because its made from eggs ,so it goes bad quickly. You can even fall

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Fishman Glorious Qaghan Status: Offline Posts: 3,288 Reputation: 13376 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Airstrip One. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-23-2006 How do I escape from your stomach? Is there an emergency hatch or do I have to find other means gets dynamite out of pocket.

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REPSTER Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 458 Reputation: 399 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: dangerous place Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-23-2006 so did u find solution to my problems. because now i have a bigger problem help me pleezz i cant log out of the forum:brother: