LI Islamic Forum  

Puzzles & Humour Share puzzles and jokes, but keeping within limits.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old
  (#3376 (permalink))
- Serene -
RelyingOnlyOnAllaah~
 
- Serene -'s Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 12,604
Reputation: 37925
Rep Power: 75
- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Jus restin..as a traveller..in the shade of a tree..until I reach my destination = Jannah (Ameen)...
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-03-2006

Why has this thread gone serious?
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3377 (permalink))
IbnAbdulHakim
 
IbnAbdulHakim's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 14,599
Reputation: 45065
Rep Power: 86
IbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Feb 2006
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-03-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aalimah View Post
Why has this thread gone serious?
why did the cow jump over the moon?


I DEMAND ANSWERS!
__________________
iDawah.com

Bringing Dawah back..to the future!

Shaqiq bin `Abdullah reported: The Companions of the Messenger of Allah (PBUH) did not consider the abandonment of any action as disbelief except neglecting Salat.
[At-Tirmidhi]
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3378 (permalink))
nafy
*PrOuD MuSlIm*
 
nafy's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,072
Reputation: 5064
Rep Power: 28
nafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Dunya :(
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-03-2006

Salaam

LOL...

bro muezzin....wats da cheekiest fing u eva sed??

w/salaam
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3379 (permalink))
Faizah
Min Ahlil Hadeeth
 
Faizah's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 7,268
Reputation: 28039
Rep Power: 61
Faizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-03-2006

What's the best way to deal with your temper?
__________________





   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3380 (permalink))
zAk
LI's Weirdest
 
zAk's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 20,041
Reputation: 38712
Rep Power: 91
zAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-04-2006

Muezzin will be off for abt 3 weeks...[except for the sundays]...

keep the [sensible]questions coming...
n avoid them answering urselves...

n most importantly.. avoid the freeposting...
not saying u ppl r freeposting... but just a reminder...

else... i'll hv to close this topic temporarily... until he returns...
__________________
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3381 (permalink))
afriend
Account Disabled
 
afriend's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 10,734
Reputation: 26435
Rep Power: 0
afriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Dec 2005
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-04-2006

Then there is no need for this thread to carry on, my reasons would be:

1.No doubt ppl will freepost
2.Muezzin will have a hard time trying to catch up to all of the questions

So for the time being:

:
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3382 (permalink))
nafy
*PrOuD MuSlIm*
 
nafy's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,072
Reputation: 5064
Rep Power: 28
nafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Dunya :(
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-04-2006

Salaam

jazakAllah 4 dat bro zAk...

bro muezzin....u gonna have alot of answering 2 do wen u get back lol...ok...ma NEXT question....

do u fink u cud eva be as gud as a mod as bro zAk?? MUAHAHAHA lol

w/salaam
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3383 (permalink))
zAk
LI's Weirdest
 
zAk's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 20,041
Reputation: 38712
Rep Power: 91
zAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond reputezAk has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-04-2006

Quote:
1.No doubt ppl will freepost
yea... no doubt.
but thts wat i am here for... ;)
Quote:
2.Muezzin will have a hard time trying to catch up to all of the questions
he doesnt mind...
__________________
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3384 (permalink))
Faizah
Min Ahlil Hadeeth
 
Faizah's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 7,268
Reputation: 28039
Rep Power: 61
Faizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-04-2006

Wasn't my question sensible?
And i've seen him come online a few times.
__________________





   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3385 (permalink))
Tania
LI Oldskool
 
Tania's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 3,067
Reputation: 7049
Rep Power: 26
Tania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Apr 2006
Way of Life: Christian
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-05-2006

1. Why the Face off thread entered in vacation?

2. Why i can feel much better the taste of the ice cream if its not completely frozen?

3. Why in the summer its much better to drink warm tea ? If thats its true.
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3386 (permalink))
Muezzin
Why so serious?
 
Muezzin's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 8,814
Reputation: 23449
Rep Power: 57
Muezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jun 2005
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-07-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u View Post
Salaam

bro how cums u always give me serious ansaz nowadays? (jazakAllah bro means alot) but am jus sayin lol....

w/salam
Good question. You're a loyal customer. Other enterprises might reward loyalty with discounts and Nectar cards, but because we're cheap and unimaginative, we decide to give Irony Discounts - i.e. we give you less grief.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
A bunch of 5 year old kids literally bullied me in the park today, all i could do was be
They called you 'Chicken eyes'?

I'm sorry, but I can't help you. That's one of the funniest cusses I've ever heard.

Quote:
Originally Posted by nafy
bro muezzin.....how cums u respond 2 more questions den bro minaz?? wat kinda partnership is dis?!?! lol
It's okay, I'm the Senior Partner as of two seconds ago.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aalimah
Why has this thread gone serious?
This thread isn't serious. A circus is serious.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
why did the cow jump over the moon?
To make the little boy laugh to see such fun, and to buy time for the dish to run away with the spoon, of course.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nafy
bro muezzin....wats da cheekiest fing u eva sed??
Well, some of my office wisecracks have landed me in trouble with the receptionist... Like, one time she said 'What's up' and I replied 'The sky...'

Quote:
Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed
What's the best way to deal with your temper?
Take it out on bald midgets.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Iqram
Then there is no need for this thread to carry on, my reasons would be:

1.No doubt ppl will freepost
2.Muezzin will have a hard time trying to catch up to all of the questions
You have no idea how close I was to locking this thread temporarily.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nafy
do u fink u cud eva be as gud as a mod as bro zAk?? MUAHAHAHA lol
That's like asking whether a cowboy could ever be as cool as a Ghostbuster. In such a predicament, the answer is clear: Ninjas rule all!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed
Wasn't my question sensible?
Mm-hmm.

Quote:
And i've seen him come online a few times.
Drats. Caught in the act.

Quote:
Originally Posted by mara
1. Why the Face off thread entered in vacation?
Beats me. I suck at quizzes unless it's Wheel of Fortune.

Quote:
2. Why i can feel much better the taste of the ice cream if its not completely frozen?
You might have sensitive teeth.

Quote:
3. Why in the summer its much better to drink warm tea ? If thats its true.
I don't know if that's true - I dislike tea like a cockroach dislikes Raid.

Next!
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3387 (permalink))
Faizah
Min Ahlil Hadeeth
 
Faizah's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 7,268
Reputation: 28039
Rep Power: 61
Faizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-07-2006

How on earth can an englishman dislike tea? That's insane!
__________________





   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3388 (permalink))
Muezzin
Why so serious?
 
Muezzin's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 8,814
Reputation: 23449
Rep Power: 57
Muezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jun 2005
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-07-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed View Post
How on earth can an englishman dislike tea? That's insane!
So am I.

Next!
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3389 (permalink))
Faizah
Min Ahlil Hadeeth
 
Faizah's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 7,268
Reputation: 28039
Rep Power: 61
Faizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-07-2006

Is it ok if I hate zAk?
__________________





   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3390 (permalink))
- Serene -
RelyingOnlyOnAllaah~
 
- Serene -'s Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 12,604
Reputation: 37925
Rep Power: 75
- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Jus restin..as a traveller..in the shade of a tree..until I reach my destination = Jannah (Ameen)...
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-07-2006

Why hate him? U can't hate Jinns
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools