Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 23

Ameeratul Layl

Okay...thanks
*walks away looking.....very.....unsure*

Allah ma3ak brother.

minaz

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walks away looking.....very.....unsure

many ppl do the same after listening to his unproffesional advice

Ameeratul Layl

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Originally Posted by minaz

many ppl do the same after listening to his unproffesional advice

Oh brother......

Ya Allah!!!!

Allah ma3ak

Osman

Whenever I walk into my class, the person that (has to) sit next to me keeps telling me to go home. After I solemnly refuse or say "Get outta town" (Warrington-type thing) she goes on to say what a lovely mother I'd make, even though I am a boy. I think she's mental (and random). Advice needed. Urgently.

minaz

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Whenever I walk into my class, the person that (has to) sit next to me keeps telling me to go home. After I solemnly refuse or say "Get outta town" (Warrington-type thing) she goes on to say what a lovely mother I'd make, even though I am a boy. I think she's mental (and random). Advice needed. Urgently.

Lol don't worry i'm sure she's only messing around

All you need to do is find a common ground. Lol I dunno how old you guys are but you must be around yr10 or under - I wouldn't be too bothered about her, are you?

sapphire · 10:29 PM

wow...u both online at the same time(bro minaz and muezzin).....hmmm...im trying to think of a problem....ok heres one...for the first time in my life i have no problem....and my sister seems to have dissapeared from the forum!!!!

minaz

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my sister seems to have dissaperaed from the forum!!!!

Yes we solve all problems
p.s. LI staff we don't encourage memebers to dissapear...........................WE TELL THEM TO!

sapphire · 08:33 PM

LOL^^oh yay...got a problem...i go to an ALL girls islamic skul and this girl in my class she keeps following me around and trying to sit next to me as much as possible..and u get the drift...and its freaking me out!!!!!so um what do i do???ppl are starting to realise...and what do they do??laugh!!help!!!

minaz

introduce a tax

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Osman

Whenever I walk into my class, the person that (has to) sit next to me keeps telling me to go home. After I solemnly refuse or say "Get outta town" (Warrington-type thing) she goes on to say what a lovely mother I'd make, even though I am a boy. I think she's mental (and random). Advice needed. Urgently.

Get either:

a) A whoopee cushion

or

b) A thumb tack.

Both go on her seat. One has funnier results than the other.

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LOL^^oh yay...got a problem...i go to an ALL girls islamic skul and this girl in my class she keeps following me around and trying to sit next to me as much as possible..and u get the drift...and its freaking me out!!!!!so um what do i do???ppl are starting to realise...and what do they do??laugh!!help!!!

See above.

sapphire

ok...thats a must try...and ill do it 2moz...as our head teacher is off on thursdays.....will keep you updated as im gonna be naughty and com on during the I.C.T lesson!!!

Ameeratul Layl

bro muezzin I have sum news.

*sits comfortably*

You know the other day wen U told me to grab hold of a magnet and point it to the laptop of them freaks?Yeah!!! Well, amazingly I think Allah was watching and I think He felt the same about the music (annoyed).

I was doing this experiment right. And I happened to have looked down at a set of draws. I saw that the bottom one was ACTUALLY labelled 'magnets.' Muwahahahahahahahaha.

I tld this girl abut my plan a few days ago and she was in stiches. My mouth dropped wen I saw the draw FULL of magnets. I tugged at the girl's sleeve and she was lyk: Go for it!!!

I had a lab coat on (man, it felt feels cool wearing one of them)...The sleeves are quite long on them so I was able to hide it underneath my sleeve.lol.

I walked over pretending to look for the lighter for my experiment. I randomly put my hand next to the laptop facing the magnet towards it. NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!

Brother, u really have to tell me how to do it.....I have the magnet....all u have to tell me is which part of the laptop it must face b4 the ADVENTURE BEGINS....muwahahahahahaha.

Allah ma3ak

Rabi'ya

OMA.....this is evilness in its best form.....please pelase pelase tellm e how it goes.....sounds fun, wish i was there to help.

Rabi'ya:rose:

Ameeratul Layl

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Originally Posted by Rabi'ya

OMA.....this is evilness in its best form.....please pelase pelase tellm e how it goes.....sounds fun, wish i was there to help.

Rabi'ya:rose:

Oh dont worry I will.The fun hasnt begun YET!!!!

Allah ma3ik
p.s: Once br muezzin has provided me with that lil bit of info I have asked for......there will be no stopping me.

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl

Oh dont worry I will.The fun hasnt begun YET!!!!

Allah ma3ik
p.s: Once br muezzin has provided me with that lil bit of info I have asked for......there will be no stopping me.

Try putting it very close to the side/back of the laptop and just leave it there. It won't work if you just point it, you have to leave it in very close proximity.

And I'd just like to emphasise erm... don't do this if you think it'll get you into trouble, and if it does get you into trouble I will accept no responsbility. Heh.

Also, it might not work anyway, but heck, it's fun trying.

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Osman LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,337 Reputation: 13522 Rep Power: 42 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Warrington, England Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-16-2005 Whenever I walk into my class, the person that (has to) sit next to me keeps telling me to go home. After I solemnly refuse or say "Get outta town" (Warrington-type thing) she goes on to say what a lovely mother I'd make, even though I am a boy. I think she's mental (and random). Advice needed. Urgently. __________________ The Messenger of Allah (pbuh) said, “Shall I inform you of the best morals of this world and the hereafter? They are to forgive he who oppresses you, to make a bond with he who severs from you, to be kind to he who insults you, and to give to he who deprives you.

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sapphire LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,257 Reputation: 9425 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-16-2005 wow...u both online at the same time(bro minaz and muezzin).....hmmm...im trying to think of a problem....ok heres one...for the first time in my life i have no problem....and my sister seems to have dissapeared from the forum!!!! Last edited by sapphire; 11-16-2005 at 10:29 PM.

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sapphire LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,257 Reputation: 9425 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-16-2005 LOL^^oh yay...got a problem...i go to an ALL girls islamic skul and this girl in my class she keeps following me around and trying to sit next to me as much as possible..and u get the drift...and its freaking me out!!!!!so um what do i do???ppl are starting to realise...and what do they do??laugh!!help!!! Last edited by sapphire; 11-16-2005 at 08:33 PM.

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sapphire LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,257 Reputation: 9425 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-16-2005 ok...thats a must try...and ill do it 2moz...as our head teacher is off on thursdays.....will keep you updated as im gonna be naughty and com on during the I.C.T lesson!!!

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Rabi'ya Ex - Mod Status: Offline Posts: 2,455 Reputation: 4918 Rep Power: 27 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cardiff, Wales Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-17-2005 OMA.....this is evilness in its best form.....please pelase pelase tellm e how it goes.....sounds fun, wish i was there to help. Rabi'ya:rose: __________________ Rabi'ya