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Nope zAk realised that time bak when i joined the forum but had to explain it to sis Umm Shaheed

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zAk can also be very very kind ;)
bro that sentence followed by that wink IS JUST PLAIN OLD DODGY!!!!
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bro how do i convince my parents dat my friends are gud gals?

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lol nah mashAllah ma mates are gud galz.....but da only fing is...mom heard summit bout 1 of ma mates....which wasnt true...was jus a rumour....so now shes doubtin all ma mates!! its so terrible....she dont lyk it wen i spk 2 dem on da fone....but i gotta....else i'll die of bordom cus they lock me up in da house anywayz!! lol....not allowed out.......so u know........

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Tell your parents that suspicion is haraam in islam and they should give your mates a chance.
i was half thru the "su..." and my dad gave me this look which just meant, "say another word and *BAKHAND*" so sis.. lol think twice inshaAllah.



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Why does life seem so horrible then so good?
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Nope zAk realised that time bak when i joined the forum but had to explain it to sis Umm Shaheed

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Zak = The Terminator. You see, the Terminator is neither evil nor good - what gives it any moral value is the purpose for which it is used. Thus it is neutral.

And plus, it's just funny to hear any LI Super-Mod saying 'I'll be back'

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lol nah mashAllah ma mates are gud galz.....but da only fing is...mom heard summit bout 1 of ma mates....which wasnt true...was jus a rumour....so now shes doubtin all ma mates!! its so terrible....she dont lyk it wen i spk 2 dem on da fone....but i gotta....else i'll die of bordom cus they lock me up in da house anywayz!! lol....not allowed out.......so u know........

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Question answered. Though do remember to be polite and respectful, and never forget that old proverb: 'A man is judged by the company he keeps'

...granted, you're a girl, but same difference.

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Why does life seem so horrible then so good?
Because we need the bad to make the good look good. We need the bad to achieve the good, like a learning process. There's a hadith about Allah testing us with both good and bad events, but I can't quite recall it...

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Why are people horrbile to you and then act like they're ok with you all of a
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why dont people get that this dunya sux and complainin bout it aint gnna make nethin betta but its best to jus hav sabr wiv a smile on all the way thru

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Because they're women.

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y are der so many back stabbers in dis world?!?!?!?!

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Because they're spineless.

Abd'Majid, I agree. Keep smiling.

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