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^lol oh yet another spammer to go on leave

coool... i'll rule
u forgettin me lol, i'll be the last man standing :coolbro:
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how do i get rib of eye bags?!
   
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straighten out ur sleep pattern sis and get ur vit B
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straighten out ur sleep pattern sis and get ur vit B

i can't cause every day mornings at 7 i have to go to the hospital to get me checked up!

Q) why does i get hurt all the time?!
   
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^ lol DRIVIN m8!

I CANT PAAAARK AND ITS SO EMBARRASIN IN TOEN WHEN PEOPLE LUK AT YA AND WEN I NEARLY SMASH IN2 THE CAR PARKED NEXT TO ME WAT SHALL I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS PUTTIN ME OFF DRIVIN COMPLEEEEEEETELY!!!
Find a carpark?

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Muezzin bhai will u miss my posts when i won't be able to come on LI for the next 2 months?
It'll be like going without fish and chips for 2 months.

But I'm more into cheeseburgers myself.

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how do i get rib of eye bags?!
Go to sleep earlier, if possible. If not, see if it's possible to take a nap during the daytime.

Also, when you say you get hurt all the time, do you mean physically or emotionally?

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what do i do when i accidently offend muz bro...
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what do i do when i accidently offend muz bro...
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Make me a chapatti.

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OK tell me how to get it to you then! LOL
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OK tell me how to get it to you then! LOL
In one of those special envelopes with bubblewrap inside. Recorded delivery, too. Ta.

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Hmmm... I'm not the best person to ask, then. If you keep getting hurt emotionally, you need a shoulder to cry on which could be anything from a friend to a counsellor. For the physical side of things, you'd need to ask your GP.

I'm saying this because my sarcasm tends to offend.

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you can pay for delivery (i'm not wasting any money)
what do you do when you wanna help someone who's down..?
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you can pay for delivery (i'm not wasting any money)
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I don't ask stone-hearted sarcastic people that question.

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you stonehearted sarcastic person!!! (LOL)
what do you do when your down?
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