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you stonehearted sarcastic person!!! (LOL)
what do you do when your down?
Watch something funny like 'Only Fools and Horses' or 'Porridge'. Generally just try to laugh. If it's more of the aggressive type of 'down-ness', I squeeze one of those stress-ball type things or go to sleep for a few hours. It helps.

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hmm but what about when you feel like smashing something up and beating someone...?
(phew i dunno what to do when i feel like that..)
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Hmmm... I'm not the best person to ask, then. If you keep getting hurt emotionally, you need a shoulder to cry on which could be anything from a friend to a counsellor. For the physical side of things, you'd need to ask your GP.

I'm saying this because my sarcasm tends to offend.

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aww bless God bless :wub:

i have another question how can i tell someone something whitout them taking it always the wrong way and they always think am making fun out of them when am not?
   
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hmm but what about when you feel like smashing something up and beating someone...?
(phew i dunno what to do when i feel like that..)
Simple. Buy a punch bag.

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Heh, the office receptionist said that when I gave someone a Kit Kat because that someone had asked for 'presents and chocolates' the day before. I gave them both in one slightly melted funsized bar. And I'm lucky they had a sense of humour, or I'd get a slap.

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Say things like 'I don't mean this in a bad way', or 'don't take it the wrong way'; show with your face that you're being lighthearted or sarcastic.

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Simple. Buy a punch bag.


Heh, the office receptionist said that when I gave someone a Kit Kat because that someone had asked for 'presents and chocolates' the day before. I gave them both in one slightly melted funsized bar. And I'm lucky they had a sense of humour, or I'd get a slap.


Say things like 'I don't mean this in a bad way', or 'don't take it the wrong way'; show with your face that you're being lighthearted or sarcastic.

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aww brother your too good giving advice :wub:
the office receptionist what a cool story
well even though when i do they like "your taking the mick now yh" and am like nono plz plz don't take it the worng way!

Q) why have i got a little heart because when anyone is crying i start crying or even my next door neighbour was crying out side cause her son was messing around as he came from Prison 2 months agao and she was sat outside talking to some people and i was outside having a cig and i was crying cause she was crying
   
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how do i prevent hulk mode.
u kno hw do i stop turnin into that huge dude that keeps sayin:

"hulk smash"

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aww brother your too good giving advice :wub:
the office receptionist what a cool story
well even though when i do they like "your taking the mick now yh" and am like nono plz plz don't take it the worng way!
Hmm... Maybe talk it out with them and let them know that when you say something that sounds utterly ridiculous, that's because it's meant to be.

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Sounds to me like you have a big heart. Nothing wrong with that. Just make sure you're not insecure and crying at any little thing, or people may take advantage. The above doesn't sound like any little thing, though.

Majed, to prevent Hulk mode, go to sleep or bash your head against the wall.

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how do you make people get off the forum and say their prayers?
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nono brother you don't call that a big heart you call that a samll heart because a person with a big heart is tuff but people with a lil heart is not tuff like me!
   
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how do you make people get off the forum and say their prayers?
With a stick of dynamite, anything's possible.

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nono brother you don't call that a big heart you call that a samll heart because a person with a big heart is tuff but people with a lil heart is not tuff like me!
Well, from that story, you seem a tender hearted person. There's nothing wrong with that, so long as you don't let people take advantage of you.

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well brother think about it even at work someone was very upset cause they were done by the boss and i never knew the lad and i was crying and people was like why are you crying!
   
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well brother think about it even at work someone was very upset cause they were done by the boss and i never knew the lad and i was crying and people was like why are you crying!
So, basically, you're asking me how to become stone-hearted?

Geez, that's not something you just do overnight - it's a long, difficult process in which you have to slay a dragon (and the princess it was guarding), throw midgets into piranha tanks, and burn effigies of your most hated enemies right in front of their faces before tearing out their intestines and using them as a skipping rope.

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So, basically, you're asking me how to become stone-hearted?

Geez, that's not something you just do overnight - it's a long, difficult process in which you have to slay a dragon (and the princess it was guarding), throw midgets into piranha tanks, and burn effigies of your most hated enemies right in front of their faces before tearing out their intestines and using them as a skipping rope.

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how do i prevent hulk mode.
u kno hw do i stop turnin into that huge dude that keeps sayin:

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actually brother what the snake man meant to say is that you must follow the prophets advice and do wudu, it will diminish your anger, and then sit if your standing,or lie down if your sitting.

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Yeah, what she said.

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