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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-22-2006

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actually brother what the snake man meant to say is that you must follow the prophets advice and do wudu, it will diminish your anger, and then sit if your standing,or lie down if your sitting.

for refererance, this was a joke


the prophet saws advised us to seek refuge with Allah from the shaytaan if we feel angry. so thats what i do

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-22-2006

are you here all night ?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-22-2006

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are you here all night ?
Just until I pass out.

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Just until I pass out.

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lol no bro i think she meant she wants me out so im out


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Send a private message to Kadafi, Khaldun or Ansar.

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Send a private message to Kadafi, Khaldun or Ansar.

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oh ok

how do i get rid off coming on LI am soo adicted i was just going to come for like 20minz or so but now look its 22:25¬
   
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easy... break some rules...
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-23-2006

can you please stress the fact that the fat lady must sing at some point



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Salaam

how do i put sense in2 ma sistaz brain?!

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lol no bro i think she meant she wants me out so im out



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i was just starting to feel a bit ...
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Should i consider to move my e-mail account from yahoo?

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sorry muezzin... cudnt resist :brother:

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