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if chickens like bread, and i stuff the bread with extremely hot spice and feed the chickens, would the chickens still devour the whole bread?
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Why for men is so hard to accept the fact women can have right too? Or taking there advice is not the end of their man power?
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if chickens like bread, and i stuff the bread with extremely hot spice and feed the chickens, would the chickens still devour the whole bread?
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y duz tym go so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?
You should really Google Einstein's theory of relativity.

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will there be a place to hide in jannah?
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will there be a place to hide in jannah?
Why would you want to hide in Jannah?

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Why would you want to hide in Jannah?

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hide and seek, and if we make a live version of Halo then we would certainly need to hide from the opponents.
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hide and seek, and if we make a live version of Halo then we would certainly need to hide from the opponents.
That's true. Let's get to Jannah first, and we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, eh? ;)

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Salam,

Everyone here, did you know:

Honey bees' wings stroke 11,400 times per minute, thus making their distinctive buzz.

Its amazing!

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and we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, eh?
Or hide under it....get it, get it? ok fine i'll stop.

Question: why haven't you locked the marriage forum?
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Salam,

Everyone here, did you know:

Honey bees' wings stroke 11,400 times per minute, thus making their distinctive buzz.

Its amazing!

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So amazing that I feel like killing the buggers wherever I see them. Or just opening a window for the more humane method of destruction.

But seriously, it's cool to know their wings beat 11,400 times a minute. I knew it was the wings making the sound, but I didn't know their speed until right now. Awesome.

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bro Muezzin are u proud of me? i did sum cookin 2day lol

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bro muezzin wouldnt you be more proud of a fish if you knew that the fish had cooked. Or better yet a monkey, i think chimpanzee's are very capable of cooking. Do any animals cook
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LOL.....all animals can cook....they do it in disguise u see .... :P lol

ma back hurtssssssssssssss helppppppppppppppppp

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bro muezzin wouldnt you be more proud of a fish if you knew that the fish had cooked. Or better yet a monkey, i think chimpanzee's are very capable of cooking. Do any animals cook

I don't know of any animals that cook except for those desert ants that make bread.
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