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Try putting it very close to the side/back of the laptop and just leave it there. It won't work if you just point it, you have to leave it in very close proximity.

And I'd just like to emphasise erm... don't do this if you think it'll get you into trouble, and if it does get you into trouble I will accept no responsbility. Heh.

Also, it might not work anyway, but heck, it's fun trying.


Ill see how I feel wen I go into lab the next tym I go. If I feel i ought to get rid of him and his stupid music then the magnet it will be.

How long do i stand there by the way....and wat makes u soooo sure itll work?

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How long do i stand there by the way
Don't stand there, just leave it there.

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The fact that magnets and computers don't mix? Like I said, it might not work, but it is some entertainment.

A more serious solution would be to ask them to turn the music down or get headphones.

But if the magnet plan doesn't work, rally your classmates and revolt. Maybe.
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[quote=Muezzin;112111]Don't stand there, just leave it there.

I cant...they are like a bunch of hawks.....
The fact that magnets and computers don't mix? Like I said, it might not work, but it is some entertainment.

Entertainment? Yeah, I know....I havent even strated yeta nd Im feeling happy.lol.
A more serious solution would be to ask them to turn the music down or get headphones.

I did....but it goes through one ear and out the other. Which is why....its tym to teach them a lesson.
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wuss, i'll accept the responsibility, another good way is to place the magnet infront of the screen or the back then the monitor will distort!!
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wuss, i'll accept the responsibility,

Really? Id rather get br muezzin in the black hole though. *dont ask me wat that means. I just made it up*

another good way is to place the magnet infront of the screen or the back then the monitor will distort!![/quote]

Cool......wahoooo.....

Here I come.....


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well the best way to damage the laptop is to place the magnet directly below it (motherboard/hardrive etc). The magnet would simply wipe away the memmory or mess the system up, either way its a WIN WIN SITUATION!
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well the best way to damage the laptop is to place the magnet directly below it (motherboard/hardrive etc). The magnet would simply wipe away the memmory or mess the system up, either way its a WIN WIN SITUATION!


lol. Okay bro. JazakAllah.

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well the best way to damage the laptop is to place the magnet directly below it (motherboard/hardrive etc). The magnet would simply wipe away the memmory or mess the system up, either way its a WIN WIN SITUATION!
**** your knowledge of criminal damage!
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Assalamu alaikum

I really like this thread, and I enjoy reading it...

I keep asking myself, why do people try to ruin it? WHY !!!

Please refrain from posting off topic comments:rant:

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Sister Ameeratul I think you should have a bit of sabr. Do not do this horrible things to the boys. It s not good.

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that's a violation of women's rights sis,(for not letting her do what she wants).

I got a problem.Bush lecturing us Muslims about democracy and freedom.Europeans lecturing us about secularism.what do you think I should?Kick the hell out of them?
   
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that's a violation of women's rights sis,(for not letting her do what she wants).

I got a problem.Bush lecturing us Muslims about democracy and freedom.Europeans lecturing us about secularism.what do you think I should?Kick the hell out of them?
Nah, that's a crime. Just laugh at them and do your own thing. As long as you aren't breaking any laws or being a turd in general, it's all good.
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tut tut
for once bro muezzin aka snake man
u have given the wrong advice
u go for it brother abrar
kick em hard
and make sure it hurts.
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for once bro muezzin aka snake man
u have given the wrong advice
u go for it brother abrar
kick em hard
and make sure it hurts.
I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid.

Well not that stupid. Beating people up who we don't agree with or dislike may be funny, but not only is it illegal, it also reflects badly on Muslims and Islam.
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yeh abrar don't kick them, you say they "lecture" you, well do what i do when i don't wanna be lectured - skive the bloody lecture! ANywho carry on practising your religion and no matter what outside influence you may come under carry on down the straight path
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