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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-19-2006

Lol.... or maybe he's not bothered any more. I remember when I used to give him soooooo much problems to solve.
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OMG are you really engaged muz bro? WAHAHAHA! that's the funniest ever..!!


he he no wonder he's changed the brother smilie in his sig to sister...
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Yeah I noticed^^

Why did you do that Mu?
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he did it cos he's engaged!!! LLolly!
so a bro with the love hearts can't be that bad now can it...?
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why don't people get to the point Muezzin is not Enganged??
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kitty honey I was kitting -er I mean kidding...
its a joke
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why is it when i slap a fish on people's face they don't cry but instead of crying they laugh?

P.S. Bro Muezzien you told me to that but they laugh instead humm!
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salam.
why is it when i slap a fish on people's face they don't cry but instead of crying they laugh?

P.S. Bro Muezzien you told me to that but they laugh instead humm!
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If the fish had tear ducts it would cry!
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If the fish had tear ducts it would cry!

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it was something that i had to do!
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talking about fish, something else seems fishy around here...
where's muz bro been gone for ages...
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^lol

u didnt tell us muezzin.. u were engaged ?

remember to send an invitation for the nikaah


For the second time, I said 'I was otherwise engaged' as in 'I was busy'. I am not literally engaged. Don't make me post your picture here, man!

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Half the guests will be sock monkies, so no thanks!
My wedding will be simultaneously the most entertaining and the cheapest day of my life.

I forgot to say 'Inshallah'.

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Anyway... when are you gonna come back fully? I hate to say this, but without you and minaz, this forum isn't the same.
It's not the same, it's different. And difference means change. And change is good.

Therefore, the forum is better without us.

Or something.

Anyway, I'm just tapping into that humour vein to get some good comedy in here. Sometimes it takes a long time to come up with amusing comments. Other times, such comments cease to be amusing and just flat out suck. Hmm.

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yay!!!!!!!!!! i passed my first year at college!! lol

bro....i want a gift frm u lolz ok? haha

take care

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bro muezzin, u goin on holiday? or u been?
Went to Alton Towers last week. Great stuff. Otherwise, nah, I've just been working and stuff this summer holiday.

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And were is brother Minaz?
He's in Loompaland, recruiting Oompa Loompas.

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where is everyone?
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even my suggestions were better than that......and ive never played practical jokes ...... amani....im sorry! ive failed!!
You could use the super ultimate practical joke ownage that includes a fake turd, a stink bomb, and a bed full of whoopee cushions...

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If you ask that question again, I'll send a rocket propelled sock monkey directly into your kitchen sink. Muhahaha.

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why is brother Muezzien a joker?
Well, I wanted to be Batman, but the guy at the fancy dress shop reckoned I look more like Jack Nicholson.

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How comez he's online and he isn't replying to us?
Um... Look, a rabbit!

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OMG are you really engaged muz bro? WAHAHAHA! that's the funniest ever..!!
No. I am not engaged.

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he he no wonder he's changed the brother smilie in his sig to sister...
I didn't change that. zAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAK!!

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Yeah I noticed^^

Why did you do that Mu?
I didn't. zAk did. Grr.

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why don't people get to the point Muezzin is not Enganged??
Because they're jealous and obviously want to marry me.

And if that don't shut up these rumours, I don't know what will.

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salam.
why is it when i slap a fish on people's face they don't cry but instead of crying they laugh?

P.S. Bro Muezzien you told me to that but they laugh instead humm!
w.salam
Yep. You're using the power of the Farce. Defuse tense situations with humour. It works many times.

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talking about fish, something else seems fishy around here...
where's muz bro been gone for ages...
I just finished watching Jaws. I'm afraid to go into the shower.

Next!
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salam.
why have you got a sic icon in your siggy?
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salaam,

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Pedro??

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Right.... I'll tell her about that...

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Because they're jealous and obviously want to marry me.

And if that don't shut up these rumours, I don't know what will.
Yes, it's just sooo obvious!!! lol

But brother, if you'd be engaged, who in LI would be the first one to know, you think?
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