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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-17-2005

please refrain from free posting inshAllah
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-17-2005

yeh not on my thread!
p.s. where's the freeposting???? (apart form this one)
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yeah i agree with bro minaz.. its muezzin and minaz'z thread so they can post wa they want.. but its gota be within the islamic principles or else.... we gota tel dey mom n dad.


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Nah, that's a crime. Just laugh at them and do your own thing. As long as you aren't breaking any laws or being a turd in general, it's all good.
you have just denied me from expressing my freedom.one of my problems(I am quite serious).
   
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you have just denied me from expressing my freedom.one of my problems(I am quite serious).
Ah, but there is freedom within limits. We're told to abide the laws of the land and so we must. No matter how funny it is to beat up people you dislike, it's not right and it sure ain't legal.

Just ignore them as Minaz says. Or listen and laugh as I do. They're free to lecture and rant, and you're free to ridicule them.
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I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid
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another problem solved - a medical one too, **** we'd make great doctors (but we aint sad ) lol NEXT!
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Get either:

a) A whoopee cushion

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b) A thumb tack.

Both go on her seat. One has funnier results than the other.


See above.
Good job i never tried that...I would have been expelled from my school for sure!!!was such a bad day!!!well anyhow i have over come the problem...well getting round it..i just get up and go sit by another friend if she sits by me (like today) and run home after school (who says niqabis cant run??)(although the police men in the police car who stoped at the zebra crossing must have thought we were mad)
   
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Good job i never tried that...I would have been expelled from my school for sure!!!was such a bad day!!!well anyhow i have over come the problem...well getting round it..i just get up and go sit by another friend if she sits by me (like today) and run home after school (who says niqabis cant run??)(although the police men in the police car who stoped at the zebra crossing must have thought we were mad)
If you were feeling really crazy, you would have laid on the black stripes and dared them to drive.
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i would not have needed to dare them...they wouldnt have seen me if i laid on the black ones
   
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i would not have needed to dare them...they wouldnt have seen me if i laid on the black ones
That's what I was driving at.

Gettit?

Ahh, forget it. Next!
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i am all covered in total black nottttt purple and pink and i cover my face!!!!...and as a matter of fact...i nearly got run over a while ago...maybe i should switch to wearing white in the night....or maybe i shud lift my head when crossing roads.....and becoz im feeling in a veryyyy horrid mood....u are soo going to pay for what u did.....
   
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-19-2005

Chill out sis. Just wear this as well:



Can't miss that.

Gettit? Heh... heh, oh be quiet.
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