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salam.
why is life so sad!

P.S don't give them jokes am serious!
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I sometimes feel like that too.

Don't worry, I read that whenever sadness or pain befalls a Muslim, their sins are expidated! And I also read that Allah tests those who he loves.
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I sometimes feel like that too.

Don't worry, I read that whenever sadness or pain befalls a Muslim, their sins are expidated! And I also read that Allah tests those who he loves.
salam.
i know brother at times like now i wana kill myself and i feel so down and just look at my posts i have posted they are so sad cause i miss me mam and i wana get out this wheelchair!, even at times i feel like not being a muslim Astagfirullah! but i am just so stressssssssed!
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Salaam,

What do I do if strange people added me on msn?

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What do I do if strange people added me on msn?

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-22-2006



yeah i'd like to know the same thing as nazia lol

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Salaam,

Is there anything I can say to them which would stop them from doing so?

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-22-2006

i think what u say depends on who they are...
   
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-23-2006

Your name is Bilal, isn't it?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-23-2006

Salaam,

Anyways......can YOU cook? I've been learning from my mum for a year and mashAllah I can cook loads now....! Without burning things! w00t!

And if not...then why don't you learn?

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Are you asking Muezzin? Otherwise your off topic.^^
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-23-2006

erm i dno how to cook yet!! i shud learn soon!!
   
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what do you do when someone keeps pranking you with private number and doesnt talk

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-24-2006

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why dont you know?

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Why don't you give me some money?

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salam.
what Godzila?
w.salam
You don't know what Godzilla is? Good grief!



Now go and watch 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters'. Go, now! Quick!

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brooooooooooo y is tym goin so slooooooooooooow ? lol

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Because you're not watching Godzilla.

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What do I do if strange people added me on msn?

Wassalam
Block and delete them?

Or send a squad of rocket-powered leprechauns through their window.

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Is there anything I can say to them which would stop them from doing so?

Wassalam
Yeah. Say that the leprechauns have sock monkeys.

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It is?

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Anyways......can YOU cook? I've been learning from my mum for a year and mashAllah I can cook loads now....! Without burning things! w00t!
wOOt indeed. Go and make me some biryani.

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I can make raita. And toast. And microwave pizza.

The list is endless - it includes the entire menu of Maryland Chicken!

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Call the police.

Next!
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Why don't you give me some money?

Next!



well i dont pay strangers and u shud knw cuz ur in it...

what do you do when some stranger asks for money?

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