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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-30-2006

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y dus tym move so slow at tymz?

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salam.

where is Minaz??

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nxt: muzi can i called u that okay thanx i knew u'd say yeh so ermmm wen ur online y dnt u reply?

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salam.

how do i get rid of people whom pest me?

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right u need PROPER questions here!!!
breder! i have 2 sak u this, the most important Q u will even answer....
u eva beeen chased by uncle jeeeez through your town? ....u drank 2 much juice and ate tooo many biscuits from der house when dey offered u? LoL
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wait i gots a Q u knw the ppl i plan revenge for can YOU get em bak 4 me cuz i wont be able to u see as told on ma siggy

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omg this is soo kool so u can beat box, you study law, this is so kool u so fit into the script perfectly...
Cool.

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nxt: would you ever tell Far7an to wash your sock monkeys and if you left a court room and was offered to leave in a jeep limo would you?

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would you go to the nowhere land with your Godzila??
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so erm i forgot where's minaz again?
Babysitting.

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do you hate cats? if yes why?!
On the contrary, I love cats. It's dogs I don't like.

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dont you ever get mental replying to all these questions?
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Hey Muezzin. Have you heard from Pete the weird lollypop man?
Well, I'm heading out early tomorrow so I might see him.

Then again, he might be in prison.

What? It's possible.

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Brother, why do you think some people just forget about you and don't write to you anymore once they find somebody else to hang around with?
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nxt:how can i get bak at alpha dude and lolwater?
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how do i get waterboy to leave me alone
ur studyin law help me
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y dus tym move so slow at tymz?
Because your mind is telling your body that it wants to play Donkey Kong.

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where is Minaz??
What is the Matrix?

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nxt: muzi can i called u that okay thanx i knew u'd say yeh so ermmm wen ur online y dnt u reply?
Mod business and/or laziness.

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how do i get rid of people whom pest me?
Tell 'em to clear off or you'll shoot them.

Of course, this is on the assumption that you don't mind potentially serving jail time.

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right u need PROPER questions here!!!
breder! i have 2 sak u this, the most important Q u will even answer....
u eva beeen chased by uncle jeeeez through your town? ....u drank 2 much juice and ate tooo many biscuits from der house when dey offered u? LoL
Let's get one thing straight here - I'm the one doing the chasing.

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wait i gots a Q u knw the ppl i plan revenge for can YOU get em bak 4 me cuz i wont be able to u see as told on ma siggy
I suck at revenge. Especially when I don't know what I'm avenging.

Anyway, next!
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LoooooooooooooooL 'you do the chasing' goood one Rofl!!! so erm u can be the uncle jee yeh lol
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salam.
what is Matrix you tell me cause i asked where Minz?
i don't wana get done for crime!
good to hear you like cats!
huh! BNP no way thats not a question like that mate!
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I have noticed today the sparrows are not walking , they can only jump and fly off course. I really can understand how they don't have an headache.

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hmmm u need training off the sistahood on how to take revenge *evil* [this laf shud work here] hmm so ur kinda mental then since ur answering all thses questions? and kool u leave in a jeep limo in the script sorry no broom sticks...


nxt: wens pixie gonna post up the script?

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I ate my first raita this morning and i liked it. I think i just found out a new breakfast for me

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how do you kick someones' butt when you're mad at em?
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salam.
what shall i do when people are scared of cats?
w.salam

P.S it really upsets me cause there only cats they don't bite nor they hurt unless WE hurt them!

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how do you kick someones' butt when you're mad at em?

aim and kick i guess

ps. or tell the uncle jeeeees that they've been following u....lol they always seem to have hard sandals on, so erm good luck 2 your victim, they'll need