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where is Minaz gone?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 10-04-2006

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salam.
how's your Ramdhan going && also how's your baboons??
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waddyu do wen derz a spida in ur rum n u cant sleep at nyt

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how do i stop the hulk from appearing during ramadan

people keep smokin around me man
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salam.
are you remembering the Ummah in your Pious Du3'ah??
i hope you haven't flushed Minaz Akhi down the toilet
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people keep smoking around me too...
   
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dis thread exists ayt but de creators dnt xist nemor...wel das wt appens naturally ryt ....der creations r ruld by de odas livin den

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dis thread exists ayt but de creators dnt xist nemor...wel das wt appens naturally ryt ....der creations r ruld by de odas livin den

Don't count on it.

Inshallah, I'll answer all your questions soon. Iftari time!
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What do you do if:
  • Your non-Muslim father say that kufis are for girls?
  • Your friend says he copyrighted his name and demands money each time you say it?
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AsalamuAlaykum,

wasup brothers? (muzzy&Minzy)
The sky.

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urm...how ya get rid of nits?
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neva goin on hol agen!!

I can feel em reproducin...

Argh!!

btw H&S dint work lol
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salam.
where is Minaz gone?
w.salam
To the barbers.

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how's your Ramdhan going && also how's your baboons??
Alhumdulillah, Ramadhan's going okay. And I have baboons?!

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waddyu do wen derz a spida in ur rum n u cant sleep at nyt
Trap it under a paper cup and chuck it out the window. Or you could just turn off the light and use the tried and true childhood survival mechanism: 'If I can't see it, it's not there!'

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jeez does this thread still exist
Ramadan Mubarak to you, too.

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What do you do if:
Your non-Muslim father say that kufis are for girls?
You ask in the Cyber Counselling forum so that Muezzin, that insensitive little evil clown, doesn't offend you.

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Your friend says he copyrighted his name and demands money each time you say it?
Send him my reading list for Intellectual Property Law and see if he still thinks the same.

Next!
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salam.
why do you want to take me avator off for?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 10-11-2006

AsalamuAlaykum,

I dun wana b bald


..............................btw Muzzy you are the baboon

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