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duz muezzin and fishes mix?
Does muezzin and mafia mix?
Does muezzin and espionage mix?
does minaz and dead mix?


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because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
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How could i clean a candle which got some dust on it Can i wash it
   
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how do i get this other cat to leave MY cat alone?
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Teach your cat to do this



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Nobody will mess with her i gurantee it
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but that is hard come on she's only a "new born" Kitty && the other cat is really big compared to her , the other cat always scratches my cat
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duz muezzin and fishes mix?
'Does' and 'fish'. And they mix when I eat 'em.

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Nah, they said I was too soft.

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Nah, they said I was too honest.

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Nah, they said he was still breathing.

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How could i clean a candle which got some dust on it Can i wash it
I'd use a cloth, but feel free to wash it if you want. Just make sure you don't use petroleum.

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salam.
how do i get this other cat to leave MY cat alone?
Teach your kitty this age-old philosophy:

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How do u do your law degree if u cnt be serious?! - aimed @ muezzin bhai
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why do people think lawyers are serious? lol that sounded funny
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Muezzin, you seem like a well chilled out guy, so I'm wondering... do you ever get angry?
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lol, intriguing...

To stay on topic, a question... do you get frustrated at some of the weird posts that can be found on this forum?
   
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Why do sum ppl have weird signatures? (**cough**AlphaDude**cough)
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