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Why do the sisters always use and the brothers use ?
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Teach your kitty this age-old philosophy:

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me kitty is ONLY a "new" cat born kitty so it doesn't have long legs nor it's strong!

okay another one: where is Minaz for the last time!?
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me kitty is ONLY a "new" cat born kitty so it doesn't have long legs nor it's strong!

Buy it a cat-sized phaser. Then even Klingons won't mess with it.

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Buy it a cat-sized phaser. Then even Klingons won't mess with it.



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okay fishy never expected that from ou but appreciate it.

why do people have some classic fishes in there tank?
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why do people have some classic fishes in there tank?
w.salam

'Cause they can't afford the new ones. Fish tax has made keeping fish very expensive. But no doubt there were good reasons to introduce a fish tax. Fish offend Martians, and the fish taxes are aimed at helping interplanetary relations in case War of the Worlds is non-fiction.
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why do people think lawyers are serious? lol that sounded funny
Lawyers aren't serious, we're just weird.

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Muezzin, you seem like a well chilled out guy, so I'm wondering... do you ever get angry?
Mm-hmm. Not very often though, alhumdulillah.

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Why do the sisters always use and the brothers use
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okay another one: where is Minaz for the last time!?
I saw him the walking down the street the other day actually.

But erm... he might have been walking to the space shuttle that took him to er.. Alpha quadrant, section gamma 4, or whatever Fishman said.

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'Cause they can't afford the new ones. Fish tax has made keeping fish very expensive. But no doubt there were good reasons to introduce a fish tax. Fish offend Martians, and the fish taxes are aimed at helping interplanetary relations in case War of the Worlds is non-fiction.
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why are you soooo talented for your age, mashallah alhamdulillah , i wasn't talking about "taxes" i was talking about tank "FISH TANK"
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Ahem. A-HEM.

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salam.
Muzzy Akhi do you need some water oh i know you got a bad cough take some medicine inshallah
where have the signs of "warnings" gone? so does that mean me don't have any *yaaaay*
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the forum is back to normal!!
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Muzzy Akhi do you need some water oh i know you got a bad cough take some medicine inshallah
where have the signs of "warnings" gone? so does that mean me don't have any *yaaaay*
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Well, it's this 'infractions' system now. It's like yellow and red cards. I have no idea how it appears to members who have been warned though. The only ones I've 'warned' using this new system were previously banned members, to disable their accounts.

But, yes, there is still a warning system of sorts. Best behaviour, everyone.

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so the people whom got warned are going to still have them?
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Ahem. A-HEM.

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Ahem. Ahem. A-HEM.

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so the people whom got warned are going to still have them?
I dunno. Ask the president. If he knows how to find weapons of mass destruction that aren't there, he must know quite a lot more than the average schmo.

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salam.
so the people whom got warned are going to still have them?
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It would probably be best to ask in the Comments and Suggestions forum.

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