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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 10-29-2006

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what's the use of studying law

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Since minaz has taken an extended...vacation, I'll be his official replacement. Until of course muezzin beats me up with a spork
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you never made me smile today :|

maybe tomorrow (inshaAllah)
With all due respect, you or anyone else asking questions on this here thread, haven't paid muezzin. Ever. You want a service with a smile but don't pay? Gimme money. You got dollah? gimme dollah. You got yen? Gimme yen.

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Wats THE scariest thing youve seen
Well, I would certainly not like to meet these dudes and dudette in a dark alley. Or anywhere for that matter.

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be happy ma lil bro sed 'hey that guys funny i wanna register' be happy i got you a fan

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Oh that's really good for muezzins self esteem: being perceived as a clown.

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Have you noticed the rich people are kind of scrooge people. They never spend the money like the ordinary people are doing.
The money gets to their heads. Soon, their entire body will be created out of dollar bills. Not a pretty sight at all.

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Why the people like so much the cruise? Its not boring to sit and watch the sea and from time to time visit a town
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why is it i saw an 'uncle jee' in his erm 50-60's cruising up and down alum rock road? ..... pulling?
because that 'uncle jee' just happened to be cruising at the same time you was lookin fo' a bruisin. Yeah you like that rap? Made it myself.

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do you reckon people actually read what you write
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Muezzin.

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what's the use of studying law
Encase I or another relative of muezzin ever get into...sticky situations that require blood sucking lawyers. It's a mutual agreement you see: he gets me out of jail, and I pay him. A get out of jail free card (almost) if you will.

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Respect akhee howz uni?
Same as always. Expensive.

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Muezzin is buzy too

If you could explain me why the supporters of the football team which lost the game are beating up the supporters of the other team Would be not more logical to beat up the own football team because they lost the game, its their fault (if they wish so badly to beat up someone.)
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Muezzin is buzy too
Sort of.

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If you could explain me why the supporters of the football team which lost the game are beating up the supporters of the other team Would be not more logical to beat up the own football team because they lost the game, its their fault (if they wish so badly to beat up someone.)
We have terms for these kinds of people: hooligans and chavs. It is indeed illogical for them to act in the way you described. Thus, it is wise if you are on the opposing/winning team, that you run the hell out (of the stadium) as fast as you can. Alternatively, you could do what I do and just watch the game at home. All the pleasure and none of the pain. Back of the net!
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Do you think the rich people when are buying something they do it to show to others ,or to make them pleasure. I saw in tv the report they own 4 or 5 cars and other stuffs-but i doubt they need so many.
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Do you think the rich people when are buying something they do it to show to others ,or to make them pleasure.
I think some do it for show/status which for psychologist students, leads into being alpha male: "look at my car, it goes vroom. Yeah, vroom vroom. Wanna get hitched? I got my own ride!"

Some may do it because simply, they have too much money and want to get rid of it, though in rich people's terms, this is called spendin all yo money. Although, if they really wanted to get rid of money, they could always donate to say... me.

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Awww Muzzy's lil bro taken ova, how nice

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what do you fink about dude's?
Dude's are dudes, dude.

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Awww Muzzy's lil bro taken ova, how nice
You know what's nicer? Giving me money. Large quantities.

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