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Arghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Das Mr.T?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????

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do you prefer seriousness or goofyness

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Is there another word for synonym?
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u ever been to court?
Ever witnessed anyone say, ' i shall speak the jhoot/choot, the whole jhoot/choot, and nothing but the jhoot/choot
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Assalaamu alaikum

how do you get rid of a cold instantly?
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Arghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Das Mr.T?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????
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Astaghfirullah, wah happened to his hair man!! *faints*
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do you prefer seriousness or goofyness
Take a look at my posts and decide for yourself.

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Is there another word for synonym?
adequation, agreement, alikeness, compatibility, conformity, correlation, correspondence, equality, evenness, exchangeability, identity, interchangeability, interchangeableness, likeness, match, par, parallel, parity, similarity

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u ever been to court?
Quite a few times, shadowing solicitors and barristers. It's pretty cool.

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Ever witnessed anyone say, ' i shall speak the jhoot/choot, the whole jhoot/choot, and nothing but the jhoot/choot
Yes, but they speak in English and swear on the relevant holy book depending on their religion. And they don't say 'I shall lie'

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Assalaamu alaikum

how do you get rid of a cold instantly?
Cut off your nose.

And the correct answer is, you can't. Just wrap up warm, drink some hot soup and plenty of fluids, and get lots of rest.

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what made you change your avatar?

and what is that avatar anyway

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what made you change your avatar?
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and what is that avatar anyway

The Foxhound logo from the Metal Gear Solid games. It's a cartoon fox with a smoking gun. How ironic.

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The Foxhound logo from the Metal Gear Solid games. It's a cartoon fox with a smoking gun. How ironic.

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it isnt very clear...

what would you suggest a person who has modules 3 days away but cant seem to have time to revise

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it isnt very clear...

what would you suggest a person who has modules 3 days away but cant seem to have time to revise

Simple. Get off LI and start revising.

It may sound blunt, but it will work inshallah. Best wishes in your exams, make dua, work hard and you'll do well inshallah.

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Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

do you know what a "chandoo" is

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ahs inshallah

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AsalamuAlaykum,

All the best sis!!

btw Muzzy i dun like Mr.T much, he quite scary, you wan him?
   
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how did you come up with all the alliterations in the thread title

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Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

how come all ze slang peeps writing formal lingo why dats some next level imaginative me nephew Harun iz ze writing full whow wicked

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