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how does havin babies stop you from dying?

who hired this guy anyway

it doesn't stop you from dying directly but it does stop the species from dying out...in other words, having babies will prevent human extinction unless there's another ice age or the world comes to an end.
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Can Monkies rule are governments
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Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

why are you ingnoring us Muzzy?!

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do you like annoying peepz?

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do u like playing football or watching football ?
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ARE u on another vacation
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Assalamualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

why don't you reply!!

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have you got a super dooper water gun, that you use on un-suspecting passer bys from your bedroom window?
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How active are u in dawah?

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Why the chickens in zAk's avatar are comitting suicide
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what do you think is appropriate as a consequency for people when they commit euthanasia?

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Andele, andele, arriba, arriba YAHAA!

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Is my thread better cuz i reply more
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Assamualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

NO!!! you can't eat a "Chandoo" there ya go i'll tell ya it means a "wanabe gansta" are you a gangsta
I'm worse than a gangster.

I'm a law student.

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&& humm if we ALL make a thread of our own don't you think it will be like some competing going on && also this thread will be mashed
Competition is good for the consumer as well as my health.

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Do you not think the babies are taking away our freedom - because they are bringing lot of responsabilities, less time for ourselfs etc
Guys and gals should think about that before 'cuddling'.

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Like Nicer
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which is the best site you like && WHY!!
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Is it possible to just ignore life for a month or so?, because I need a vacation!!
Heck I do it all the time with this thread!

...I've said too much.

Look, a poodle!

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how does havin babies stop you from dying?
See *noor's post below.

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who hired this guy anyway
On this thread, I'm my own boss.

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it doesn't stop you from dying directly but it does stop the species from dying out...in other words, having babies will prevent human extinction unless there's another ice age or the world comes to an end.
And plus, as many married couples will confirm, making babies is fun.

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Can Monkies rule are governments
Can you correct the spelling in that sentence? It should be 'monkeys' and 'our'.

But to answer your question, look no further than the White House! Har-har.

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why are you ingnoring us Muzzy?!
Coursework.

And because I'm a tad sadistic. Tee-hee-hee.

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do you like annoying peepz?
This question can be interpreted two ways:

'Do you like people who are annoying?'

and

'Do you like to annoy people?'

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do u like playing football or watching football ?
I like eggs.

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ARE u on another vacation
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why don't you reply!!
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have you got a super dooper water gun, that you use on un-suspecting passer bys from your bedroom window?
I have a bottle of Evian and a bladder.

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How active are u in dawah?
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Why the chickens in zAk's avatar are comitting suicide
I don't care, free roast chickens! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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what do you think is appropriate as a consequency for people when they commit euthanasia?
Watching every single 'Earnest' movie back to back, over and over for five days.

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Andele, andele, arriba, arriba YAHAA!

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Is my thread better cuz i reply more
Let the members decide.

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muezzin, have you ever had a near-death experience
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