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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-12-2006

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muezzin, have you ever had a near-death experience
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muezzin, u firin blanks now
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muezzin, u firin blanks now
Are you calling me impotent?



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I don't care, free roast chickens! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.


Do you not think the marriage is doing the same thing, like the children (we have less freedom after marriage and need to adjust our habits to make certain space for the husband habits too )
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Why the men can't live in peace with each other and always have to prove "i am the best" When obvious there is enough space for them. Or is still about the alpha male theory
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have u ever been on the run from the coppers, the 'five 0's', the men in suits...heck u ever out run them?
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how do you cope with uni as well as the forum

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How r u?

Howz Minaz Bhai?

Wherez Minaz Bhai? (And no he cnt fit in a tin of beans )

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Wherez Minaz Bhai? (And no he cnt fit in a tin of beans )

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Whats bhai
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No it isn't bengali, :s

i thought it was urdu lol
   
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yeh its urdu aswell init!!! and bengali....

   
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bhai - bayya - bhaisab, its all bengali but whos to say its not other languages aswelll.

just like hukum - arabic - bengali and also could be more languages.


now for the topic, muezzin, do people keep rubbin your head when you shave it?
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I'm worse than a gangster.

I'm a law student.


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Coursework.

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-14-2006

how do you forget about all your problems?
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