Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 3

Pinkrose

~loooooooool~

Ya'll are soooooooooo funny!! I came down stairs bored to death with nothing to do and subhanallah i ended up laughing my guts out!! Ya'll are so crazy!!

What would we do without U 2?

I don't have a problem but if i do i'll be sure to ask!!

I really needed the laugh!! Thanx!!

:rose:

m_2005

Moins Chemist? Had to go there a lot when I did my work experience, and my mate did work experience there, its a funny place

Shadow

wow ive been waiting for something like this to come up and mashAllah it is 2 of the most HILARIOUS BROS in the whole forum
i have a suggestion perhaps, u may turn this duo into a group by adding brother Aamirsaab and Genius to it.
neways heres my problem
(just play along okay?)

i was walking my pet chimp down the road on a sunday midnight when suddenly a group of ppl attacked me with knives and ate my chimp right in fornt of me, then they ran away with my chimp's skull as a trophy
now im depressed because i had tht chimp with me for soo long
like about 10 WHOLE days!!! and it just passed away so quick

i need ur advice on how to get over my chimp disaster
(ps. im not gonna buy another chimp because i spent my last few dollars on cookies)

Halima

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

Once I was sighing too much because I had a chest infection. I went to the doctor, said 'Yo doc, wassup wit me?' and he hooked me up with one o' these babies:

ermmm...minaz?..LOOL It's called an albuterol inhaler

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gandalf

wow ive been waiting for something like this to come up and mashAllah it is 2 of the most HILARIOUS BROS in the whole forum
i have a suggestion perhaps, u may turn this duo into a group by adding brother Aamirsaab and Genius to it.
neways heres my problem
(just play along okay?)

i was walking my pet chimp down the road on a sunday midnight when suddenly a group of ppl attacked me with knives and ate my chimp right in fornt of me, then they ran away with my chimp's skull as a trophy

Oh dear. Based on this intel, the assailants sound like these guys. Proceed with caution.

Quote:

now im depressed because i had tht chimp with me for soo long
like about 10 WHOLE days!!! and it just passed away so quick

i need ur advice on how to get over my chimp disaster
(ps. im not gonna buy another chimp because i spent my last few dollars on cookies)

Nothing will bring your chimp back, son. Fortunately, the same thing can be said of the attackers after their deaths. Here's something to help them on their way.

Safa

Salam,
Alright, since you are the masters of monday mornings, try n help me out with this one. During the weekends, I usually stay up late studying at night cause I often have exams on Mondays. What do I do to keep awake at night but still be able to wake up early in morning? P.S. coffee doesn't work for me for some reason.

**Muezzin** · 09:25 PM

Two words: Time Travel.

Seriously, I find I can never get to sleep if I think of bald midgets. Way too disturbing.

Conversely, if I think of staying awake, I fall asleep.

Oh, and alarm clocks rule.

**Al-Mu'minah**

*Looks around the thread* Muezzin and Minaz <<<<< Funny bunch! Interesting topic keep it up

Brother_Mujahid

nice fan club you two got 'ere

*personally you two jokers suck*

errr yah im dead serious

Hajar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother_Mujahid

nice fan club you two got 'ere

*personally you two jokers suck*

errr yah im dead serious

looooooool nah you dont mean that brother otherwish.. why the fuss to write a reply

btw interesting Thread brother Muezzin and Minaz

eyes_of_mine

Mashallah it is true what gandolph said u two are the most hilarious bro's on this forum and you always bring out a full hearty laugh from me

LOL 5 pages I got to catch up now !

Muslimah81 · **Heres my problem -** 11-04-2005

Ok lets see u solve this.......................

A work colleague has a reaaally smell problem right?..............he walks into da room and within seconds theres pesky smell pervading every nook and cranny. Some peoples are like :angry2: , some like:

some really

Hes a nice guy, polite and quiet but man the smell is soooo bad! What do you do? tell him and permanantly traumatise da guy or suffer in silence?:angry2:

Safa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Two words: Time Travel.

Seriously, I find I can never get to sleep if I think of bald midgets. Way too disturbing.

Conversely, if I think of staying awake, I fall asleep.

Oh, and alarm clocks rule.

Time travelling, who would've thought... True about the alarm clocks but those snooze buttons don't help. Oh well, *off to invent a time travel machine*.

Muslimah81

LOL! i wrotes 'he has a reaally smell problem' and I missed the main word in da description! ..............he has a really BIG smell problem! .......but I guessed u figured that out by now hehe

Muslimah81 · **yeah but........... -** 11-05-2005

there aint no muslim brothers in the work place to give him deodrant............plus hes not muslim himself - hes an old cockney hospital porter

anways hows deodrant gonna combat pesky smell? hehe

oh i just remembered theres another guy at work with a really bad halitosis problem ..........i was gonna faint when I had to work around him for a whole day once..............Oh why oh why do i have to work wiv smelly people!?

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Pinkrose Social Butterfly Status: Offline Posts: 2,335 Reputation: 668 Rep Power: 21 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Michigan Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 ~loooooooool~ Ya'll are soooooooooo funny!! I came down stairs bored to death with nothing to do and subhanallah i ended up laughing my guts out!! Ya'll are so crazy!! What would we do without U 2? I don't have a problem but if i do i'll be sure to ask!! I really needed the laugh!! Thanx!! :rose: __________________ I Am The Muslimah, Pride Of My Ummah Want This? Cant Touch This. Try Ya Best, Watch Ya Miss Don’t Hate On Me Cuz No Matter How Much You Undermine And Call It A Crime I Wear My Veil Without A Frown On This Face Of Mine. :love:

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m_2005 LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 107 Reputation: 44 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 Moins Chemist? Had to go there a lot when I did my work experience, and my mate did work experience there, its a funny place

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Shadow Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 864 Reputation: 2130 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: n/a Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 wow ive been waiting for something like this to come up and mashAllah it is 2 of the most HILARIOUS BROS in the whole forum i have a suggestion perhaps, u may turn this duo into a group by adding brother Aamirsaab and Genius to it. neways heres my problem (just play along okay?) i was walking my pet chimp down the road on a sunday midnight when suddenly a group of ppl attacked me with knives and ate my chimp right in fornt of me, then they ran away with my chimp's skull as a trophy now im depressed because i had tht chimp with me for soo long like about 10 WHOLE days!!! and it just passed away so quick i need ur advice on how to get over my chimp disaster (ps. im not gonna buy another chimp because i spent my last few dollars on cookies) __________________ "The ancestor of every action is a thought." Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)

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Safa LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 688 Reputation: 933 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 Salam, Alright, since you are the masters of monday mornings, try n help me out with this one. During the weekends, I usually stay up late studying at night cause I often have exams on Mondays. What do I do to keep awake at night but still be able to wake up early in morning? P.S. coffee doesn't work for me for some reason. __________________ 'There are two blessings that many people fail to make the most of: good health and free time.' (Sahîh Bukhârî)

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Muezzin Why so serious? Status: Offline Posts: 8,700 Reputation: 22194 Rep Power: 54 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 Two words: Time Travel. Seriously, I find I can never get to sleep if I think of bald midgets. Way too disturbing. Conversely, if I think of staying awake, I fall asleep. Oh, and alarm clocks rule. __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage Last edited by Muezzin; 11-04-2005 at 09:25 PM.

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Muslimah81 Member Status: Offline Posts: 79 Reputation: 164 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Heres my problem - 11-04-2005 Ok lets see u solve this....................... A work colleague has a reaaally smell problem right?..............he walks into da room and within seconds theres pesky smell pervading every nook and cranny. Some peoples are like :angry2: , some like: some really Hes a nice guy, polite and quiet but man the smell is soooo bad! What do you do? tell him and permanantly traumatise da guy or suffer in silence?:angry2:

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Muslimah81 Member Status: Offline Posts: 79 Reputation: 164 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-05-2005 LOL! i wrotes 'he has a reaally smell problem' and I missed the main word in da description! ..............he has a really BIG smell problem! .......but I guessed u figured that out by now hehe

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Muslimah81 Member Status: Offline Posts: 79 Reputation: 164 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	yeah but........... - 11-05-2005 there aint no muslim brothers in the work place to give him deodrant............plus hes not muslim himself - hes an old cockney hospital porter anways hows deodrant gonna combat pesky smell? hehe oh i just remembered theres another guy at work with a really bad halitosis problem ..........i was gonna faint when I had to work around him for a whole day once..............Oh why oh why do i have to work wiv smelly people!?