WOW! How come you don't have your lie-sends?

If birds carry baby humans to their parents, what carries baby birds to their parents?

Which is best to have: one fish, two fish, red fish, or blue fish?

Why do penguins march? Are they in the military?

Who was the original Barker: seals, dogs, or Bob?

P.S. If you understand the last one too well, I'll assume you're old. XP

I have no idea what the heck you just said.

Kangaroos

A blue fish is a dead fish. One fish is boring after a while. Go for two - one to keep your eyes entertained and the other to keep your belly entertained.

Yes. In fact penquins invented a lot of miltary tactics that you see today such as the commando roll and the belly slide (though this is only used downhills) Did you also know that they have their own martial arts? Penguin style or the waddle if you're a simpleton. Penguins are also expert marksmen - have you ever seen any army take on penguins? No? That's because the penguins capped them way before they had a chance.




Probably Bob.

Hey, i'm old enough to be your dad's fathers grandson, matey!

I answer that with:

In any case, I'll ignore your age 'cause of the burger. Where's it from, anywho?

I typed in halaal burger on google image search and this very nice specimen turned up on page 1. It does look rather fetching, I must say.

Halaal Burger...Is that like the alternate version of Good Burger, off of All That? XP

Would Muhammad ali whoop bruce lee in a boxing contest, cos' as he said no 1 can lick him, the only way he'd get licked was if he was a postage stamp
Or would Bruce's 'WAAAAAAATAAAAAA' sorry bad use of an onomatopoeia wat was i sayin..yeh Bruces speed out do Ali, even though he floated like a butterfly

ps. propa questions that propa people in a propa world wana know

'i'm gonna tell u something that u dont wanna hear...................'

Why?
why do people say that?

It could very well be. I'm unsure if halaal burger is actually trademarked. If it is then there is a posibility of me getting sued. However, since i'm A) a student and B) skint, I don't think anyone would want to issue a lawsuit against me. Ah the joy of being unemployed.

Well first of all bruce lee is actually dead, so it'd be a no contest. However, zombie/undead bruce lee would easily take out Mr Ali on the sole basis that Bruce Lee has nunchuku.
Because sometimes people just suck.

i clearly said in a boxing contest wen was the last time you saw anyone using nunchuks in a boxing match lol i've seen bitten ears, broken teeth, broken cheek bones, broken noses, but not nunchuks in a boxing match

Nunchuku are fabulouslyridiculouslyfantastic i broke mine

You also said bruce lee was involved, and everyone knows bruce lee has a pair of nunchuku surgically attached to his pants.



















''Waaataaaa''

Inspired by the above post, I must ask:

Travel through the desert on a horse with no name, or through the swamp on a name with no horse?

Donkey. Unless of course this is one really big kangaroo - big enough for me to sit in it's pouch and not actually weigh it down.


Well, the last dude I saw travel in a swamp with his horse, called artax, was a bacha named atreyu. His horse got sucked into the swamp, so that's a definate no no.


"Artax, you can travel through blistering winds and scorched deserts with ease but when it comes to mud, you're freaking hopeless"

I wouldn't mind traveling in a desert on horseback though. Would certainly be a different experience. Though, aren't you supposed to travel on camel-back?

do u think you wood smak crak and wallop the horses tooth with a nunchuku if it was in dear pain because of its teeth?