Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 302

**aamirsaab**

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Originally Posted by H4RUN

do u think you wood smak crak and wallop the horses tooth with a nunchuku if it was in dear pain because of its teeth?

It's not really my area of expertise. Muezzin on the other hand specialises in such actions.

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Originally Posted by Count DeSheep

Common misconception. It's the camel that rides on your back. Unless, of course, you know how to be assertive. Them camels are a bunch of bullies. >.<

You learn something new everyday.

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My next questions:
Pancakes or waffles?

I've consumer part of a waffle, so waffle.

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French Fries or Freedom Fries?

French fries - the original and best. Freedom fries is just a lame carbon copy, which sucks.

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Is it Kath-lick or Kath-All-Like?

Kath-lick. I've never heard anyone pronounce it as kath-all-like and anyone who does deserves a slap.

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Po-tay-toe or toe-may-ter?

ooh tough choice. Po-tay-toes are exceptionally nice when with something, to-may-ters are always exceptionlly nice.

Count DeSheep

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Originally Posted by aamirsaab

Kath-lick. I've never heard anyone pronounce it as kath-all-like and anyone who does deserves a slap.

Guess I'd better not tell you how I say it, then...

Does intelligence correlate with height?

Al_Imaan

have you ever heard of "Dial-A-Ghost"......

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Count DeSheep

Guess I'd better not tell you how I say it, then...

Does intelligence correlate with height?

Only if you're a Hulk of the Incredible variety.

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Originally Posted by al_imaan_786

have you ever heard of "Dial-A-Ghost"......

Have you ever heard of "Ghostbusters"?

Next!

H4RUN

was told this question was in your department...'do u think you wood smak crak and wallop the horses tooth with a nunchuku if it was in dear pain because of its teeth?'

Al_Imaan

yes, I've hears of ghostbusters.....but it looks like u haven't heard of "Dial-A-Ghost".....let me send u a brochure.........you know who arthur is?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by H4RUN

was told this question was in your department...'do u think you wood smak crak and wallop the horses tooth with a nunchuku if it was in dear pain because of its teeth?'

...the hell you just say?

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Originally Posted by al_imaan_786

yes, I've hears of ghostbusters.....but it looks like u haven't heard of "Dial-A-Ghost".....let me send u a brochure

Wooh! More junk mail to feed my pet shredder!

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.........you know who arthur is?

And I say hey! Who's next?

H4RUN

the hell with u

Muslim Knight

Okay, a small 5m x 5m squared area of grass field with 1/4 of it covered with thin plywood board from morning to evening. When the board was removed it was discovered that some of the grass have turned yellow because of lack of sunlight. Pop quiz;

As a goat;

a. green grass is more preferable
b. yellow grass is more preferable
c. as a goat, it doesn't matter, just eat
d. for every one grassleaf mix with two grassleaves, more tasty that way.

Al_Imaan

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

...the hell you just say?

Wooh! More junk mail to feed my pet shredder!

http://pbskids.org/arthur/friends/im...rthur_home.gif

And I say hey! Who's next?

junk mail?....no its real...u can adopt a ghost through "Dial-A-Ghost"....u can use the ghost to scare ppl away....

if arthur's an aardvark...then why is his nose flat.... .....and im gonna put that pic of arthur as my background....then im gonna labe it.."Arthur and Pal".....

AvarAllahNoor

*Wanders in*

Ye kiya hai?

Light of Heaven

^^Ask some weird random question that comes to your mind and then the master of might will answer it

even if it has to be stupid haha.

AvarAllahNoor

OK....

When will Satguru Nanak come down to the earth again?

Tania

Why do you think the police allowed the drivers to use anti radar detection devices when its obvious for everyone they will loose money because of it

**aamirsaab**

This thread just doesn't die.

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Originally Posted by Muslim Knight

Okay, a small 5m x 5m squared area of grass field with 1/4 of it covered with thin plywood board from morning to evening. When the board was removed it was discovered that some of the grass have turned yellow because of lack of sunlight. Pop quiz;

As a goat;

a. green grass is more preferable
b. yellow grass is more preferable
c. as a goat, it doesn't matter, just eat
d. for every

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H4RUN Li Down2eartH MembeR Status: Offline Posts: 1,916 Reputation: 14456 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ell yoo tee oh En Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-08-2007 was told this question was in your department...'do u think you wood smak crak and wallop the horses tooth with a nunchuku if it was in dear pain because of its teeth?' __________________ I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" :okay:

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H4RUN Li Down2eartH MembeR Status: Offline Posts: 1,916 Reputation: 14456 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ell yoo tee oh En Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-09-2007 the hell with u __________________ I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" :okay:

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