Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 306

Count DeSheep

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Originally Posted by aamirsaab

NEXT!

Acronym?

Northern Extremely Xenophobic Tyrant? Sounds like Hussein to me. Be I right or left?

Tania

I heard on tv the people become taller and taller. Now the average are around 1.70 meter. Why do you think they become taller

H4RUN

my pasta sauce keeps going off when it's not even opened yet! oh and they still have plenty of sell by date left

Shall i take sainsburies to court?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Count DeSheep

Acronym?

Northern Extremely Xenophobic Tyrant? Sounds like Hussein to me. Be I right or left?

You be side to side.

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Originally Posted by Tania

I heard on tv the people become taller and taller. Now the average are around 1.70 meter. Why do you think they become taller

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Originally Posted by H4RUN

my pasta sauce keeps going off when it's not even opened yet! oh and they still have plenty of sell by date left Shall i take sainsburies to court?

Better yet, take the sauce back and get a refund. Get Dolmio or something instead.

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Al_Imaan

If ppl from Poland are called Poles, y
aren't ppl from Holland called Holes?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
(i really didnt think about this...just found it somewhere online)

Tania · 08:08 PM

If you would have an extra 1000 dollar bill what would you like to do:
a. spend on your hobby
b.buy a big pizza -like in the thread
c. buy a big omlete -like in the thread

nafy

salaamz....

wat....wat....wat...........do u know wat?? lol

w/salaam

H4RUN

Dolmios are the suspects as it is!

Will the new rambo, actually be rambo, or just a old geeeza wearin a tie round his head and swingin around?

Al_Imaan

Does the sun set every night?

If it rains, can fireworks be held inside?

Count DeSheep

Do you eat the new pizza cereal, Domin O's?

Are women also called females 'cause they cost so much money to marry? O.o

Will you give me a hoo-ha two-times Tuesday? Pwease?

Was halal originally spell'deded halol, but then changed when chatrooms came around?

Chex Mix or Chet's Mix?

Is it pro-nunz-tuh COO-bah or Cue-bah?

George was named for a guy named George. Who's Bangladesh named for?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by al_imaan_786

[color="DeepSkyBlue"]If ppl from Poland are called Poles, y
aren't ppl from Holland called Holes?[/colour]

'Dutch' sounds more polite.

Or we could call them 'Holymen', but then religious feminists would want to kill me.

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
(i really didnt think about this...just found it somewhere online)

There's no way of answering that without sounding racist.

But I know they definitely don't regurgitate food into their mouths.

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Originally Posted by Tania

If you would have an extra 1000 dollar bill what would you like to do:
a. spend on your hobby

My hobby's writing, so it's really cheap.

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b.buy a big pizza -like in the thread

Hell no.

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c. buy a big omlete -like in the thread

See above.

Realistically, I'd invest it in real estate. But I'd want to spend it on my secret Skull Island with its army of monkeys...

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Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

salaamz....

wat....wat....wat...........do u know wat?? lol

w/salaam

Sporks.

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Originally Posted by H4RUN

Dolmios are the suspects as it is!

Drats.

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Will the new rambo, actually be rambo, or just a old geeeza wearin a tie round his head and swingin around?

Hey. Old guys with bandannas are still badass.

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Originally Posted by al_imaan_786

Does the sun set every night?

Every twilight. Depending on whether or not you've been swallowed by a whale.

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If it rains, can fireworks be held inside?

The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire

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Originally Posted by Count DeSheep

Do you eat the new pizza cereal, Domin O's?

Too cheesy.

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Are women also called females 'cause they cost so much money to marry? O.o

They're called 'females' because if we called them 'shemales', we wouldn't have a word for transvestites.

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Will you give me a hoo-ha two-times Tuesday? Pwease?

Hoo-haa, hoo-haa, WOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAA

AAA-A-U-AAA-UU-AAA-UU-AHH-UUU-AHHHHH

Dang it's hard to spell a Tarzan yell.

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Was halal originally spell'deded halol, but then changed when chatrooms came around?

Halol sounds like a drug.

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Chex Mix or Chet's Mix?

Dog-Chit.

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Is it pro-nunz-tuh COO-bah or Cue-bah?

VAY-DER.

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George was named for a guy named George. Who's Bangladesh named for?

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Count DeSheep

If left is right and right is wrong, is it legal to be an eagle?

Was that a horrible rizz-ime or wiz-ut? =P

When people want a peach, they sometimes accidentally grab an apple. What do people accidentally grab when they want a pineapple?

Al_Imaan

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
It's sour already, isn't it?

Why are there now more overweight (fat) people in the world than hungry people?

Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

Do penguins have knees?

Count DeSheep

Which is healthier: ice cream or creamed ice?

Hisbul_Aziz · 03:19 PM

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Do clowns wear really big socks?

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H4RUN Li Down2eartH MembeR Status: Offline Posts: 1,916 Reputation: 14456 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ell yoo tee oh En Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-19-2007 my pasta sauce keeps going off when it's not even opened yet! oh and they still have plenty of sell by date left Shall i take sainsburies to court? __________________ I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" :okay:

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Tania LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,112 Reputation: 7257 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Apr 2006 Way of Life: Christian	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-19-2007 If you would have an extra 1000 dollar bill what would you like to do: a. spend on your hobby b.buy a big pizza -like in the thread c. buy a big omlete -like in the thread __________________ ~ Official Member of the MSL Crew™ - {Marriage Section Lovers}™ ~ Avatar changed by sis piXie and the signature is created by bro Abdul-Raouf Last edited by Tania; 03-19-2007 at 08:08 PM..

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Count DeSheep Hi! =D Status: Offline Posts: 312 Reputation: 727 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Up, down, all around...XP Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-23-2007 If left is right and right is wrong, is it legal to be an eagle? Was that a horrible rizz-ime or wiz-ut? =P When people want a peach, they sometimes accidentally grab an apple. What do people accidentally grab when they want a pineapple?

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Count DeSheep Hi! =D Status: Offline Posts: 312 Reputation: 727 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Up, down, all around...XP Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-24-2007 Which is healthier: ice cream or creamed ice?

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