Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 307

nafy

salaam...

bro wat dus easter mean 2 u? lol...

w/salaam

H4RUN

Do two rights make a wrong? or is it a U turn?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Count DeSheep

If left is right and right is wrong, is it legal to be an eagle?

Freakin' A.

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Was that a horrible rizz-ime or wiz-ut? =P

It was a good Ewok.

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When people want a peach, they sometimes accidentally grab an apple. What do people accidentally grab when they want a pineapple?

Some poor bloke's nuts.

Edible kind, pistachio variety.

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Originally Posted by al_imaan_786

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
It's sour already, isn't it?

But it's not the poisonous kind of sour.

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Why are there now more overweight (fat) people in the world than hungry people?

Obviously because the fat people ate them all.

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Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?

To provide Yoshi with emergency ammo.

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What's the difference between a novel and a book?

Novels are about the telling of fictional stories. Books are just a collection of pages bound in cardboard, about just about any subject you can think of. Within reason.

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Do penguins have knees?

Who cares when you look like this as a baby?

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Originally Posted by Count DeSheep

Which is healthier: ice cream or creamed ice?

Omega 3.

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Originally Posted by Hisbul_Aziz

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

It's considered a headache.

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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

I think we'd just call them 'nasties'.

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Do clowns wear really big socks?

Only if they have feet the size of Sideshow Bob's.

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Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

salaam...

bro wat dus easter mean 2 u? lol...

w/salaam

Chocolate.

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Originally Posted by H4RUN

Do two rights make a wrong? or is it a U turn?

Two positives make a positive, but two negatives make a positive. However, two wrongs don't make a right. Mathematics makes no sense!

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Al_Imaan

man, it took u a week to answer just a few questions....Talk about critical thinking.......

Why are bratz dolls called "Bratz"?....
If 1+1=Window....then wat does 2+2 equal?....

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You've lost ur touch

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by al_imaan_786

man, it took u a week to answer just a few questions....Talk about critical thinking.......

My apologies for having a life.

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Why are bratz dolls called "Bratz"?....

Because they need a smack.

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand children's rights groups bricking my window.

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If 1+1=Window....then wat does 2+2 equal?....

Picasso.

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Originally Posted by Muj4h1d4

You've lost ur touch

No, I just choose not to touch people after the last guy whose hand I shook got an electric shock.

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Al_Imaan

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

My apologies for having a life.

lol...r u trying to say that I don't

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Because they need a smack.

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand children's rights groups bricking my window.

well, if anything happens, i'll be glad to take over the ur thread....

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Picasso.

that's the best answer u ever came up with..........umm...plz dont give me neg reps...i was just joking....*cough* yea rite *cough*....

Have you ever been to wonderland?

RoseGold

what is better in your opinion, hotmail or yahoo?

FatimaAsSideqah

Which you like best PC or Mac?

And why?

nafy

salaam

bro u lyk ma siggy? lol

w/salaam

H4RUN

top o' the morning to ya

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by DeepOcean

what is better in your opinion, hotmail or yahoo?

Creme Eggs.

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Originally Posted by RighteousLady

Which you like best PC or Mac?

And why?

You don't need a computer to enjoy a Creme Egg.

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Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

salaam

bro u lyk ma siggy? lol

Flower Power! Although it would be vastly approved with the addition of a Creme Egg or two.

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Originally Posted by H4RUN

top o' the morning to ya

Hello there mi friend, would ye like a bag o' Skittles? Ye can taste the rainbow, doncha know?

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Helena

sorry to invade muezzins privacy.....

is it me only in this forum...think that this thread is slightly going off-topic....

problems or answer and question session for muezzin......

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by traveler

sorry to invade muezzins privacy.....

is it me only in this forum...think that this thread is slightly going off-topic....

problems or answer and question session for muezzin......

You're right, technically, it's just that nobody actually cares if this thread goes off-topic. It's like that proverb - if a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Unfortunately, the same does not hold true for the smell of farts.

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Al_Imaan

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