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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-08-2007

Minaz: I have a pr0b1em, h0pe U can he1p.

I not1ced 7hat my typ1ng wa5 s10w1ey de7er10rating 1nto what the "k1ds"
c4ll txt-speak.

0v3r severa1 dayz, my typ1n9 is B-coming le55 and le55 1eg1ble and is
fi11ed w1th numbaz r3plac1ng l3tterz.

Als0 I s33m to hav3 a h4bit ov mi5-5pelling wurdz & ending my wurdz wiv a "Z"

wh47 can 1 d0? Itz g377ing wurse all 73h tim3.
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-08-2007

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Did you know that skittles are haram?....or do i got the wrong info....
Dont worry i'm, not talking your job

The Gelitan in there a used from beef so i wouldn't see, what would make it harram
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The Gelitan in there a used from beef so i wouldn't see, what would make it harram


Pork By-Products:
This includes ingredients such as gelatine, emulsifiers, fat and enzymes. All of these are haraam. They also have alternatives that are either halal or vegetarian that can just as easily be used in their place. Items that can contain these pork-based ingredients include:

Jelly / Jell-O desserts
Marshmallows
Jelly / Gum sweets
Lard

They ask thee what is lawful to them (as food). Say: lawful unto you are (all) things good and pure: and what ye have taught your trained hunting animals (to catch) in the manner directed to you by Allah. eat what they catch for you, but pronounce the name of Allah over it: and fear Allah. for Allah is swift in taking account.

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-08-2007

salaam

LOL! ...

anyways ummmm....bro i got a problem..........i cant seem 2 concentrate on revision!!....i sit der sayin ima do it....but i get distracted n leave it! helpppppppppppppp lol

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i cant catch the pigeon
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I can't do a lot of things

   
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The Neverending Story...it was indeed jazakhallah!!
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You're right, technically, it's just that nobody actually cares if this thread goes off-topic. It's like that proverb - if a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Unfortunately, the same does not hold true for the smell of farts.

Next!
how come nobody cares if this thread goes off-topic?...

jazaks for ur two examples rather not be infected by it...as all threads are equal to me.....why shud this differ?...
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What's the best way to catch a turkey?
What did John Alden wear on his feet?
What's orange and falls off walls?
Have you been to Wonderland?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-12-2007

salamualikum.

Why me craving badlyyyyyyyyy??? whyyyyyyyyyy???

erm hey why i get left over from me OWN YESH OWN nephew b'day party whyyyyyy??

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2007

Okay if "Molon Labe" is Greek for "Come and get them!!",

What is "Elelelelelelelele!" in ancient Egyptian?
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I only seem to post on this thread come exam time..
Anyway, I have a month before my 2nd year exams, and I can't seem to revise..
It's nothing to do with wasting time on LI or anything, it's just that I can never put my head to revising at this time. I always want to revise after the exams (Weird, I know), but I just can't do anything!
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is it getting hot hot hot?
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Salamualikum.

You come online Muzy but no replies Oh why O why??

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Minaz: I have a pr0b1em, h0pe U can he1p.

I not1ced 7hat my typ1ng wa5 s10w1ey de7er10rating 1nto what the "k1ds"
c4ll txt-speak.

0v3r severa1 dayz, my typ1n9 is B-coming le55 and le55 1eg1ble and is
fi11ed w1th numbaz r3plac1ng l3tterz.

Als0 I s33m to hav3 a h4bit ov mi5-5pelling wurdz & ending my wurdz wiv a "Z"

wh47 can 1 d0? Itz g377ing wurse all 73h tim3.

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