Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 31

TEH

o_O

Are you calling me a wuss???

**Muezzin**

Are you calling me a bully?

Cos if you are, I'll knock you down, steal your lunch money, and tie your underpants to a flag-pole you little ingrate!

(note: not really)

TEH

K then...

BTW, that might be how you deal with people in the Barbaric North, but that is certainly not how we deal with people in London...

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by TEH

K then...

BTW, that might be how you deal with people in the Barbaric North, but that is certainly not how we deal with people in London...

The Barbaric North? I'm from the East Midlands, you lovable Cockney country bumpkin, you. ;)

Next please

Muslimah81

Salaams

I have a problem................or actually its the little furry creatures in my garden who have the problem.

Everyday the local squirrel comes into the bottom of my garden and skips around here and there............hence Ive called him Skipinder. The problem is Skipinder doesnt like to share his food............and on many occasions he has scared off an entire family of magpies (The Magpinders) from eating too!

How do I help resolve this problem?

**Muezzin**

Give them all a big box of ladoo.

Then they'll start the best bhangra dance this side of the Animal Kingdom.

Muslimah81

There has been another development down at the bottom of the garden. It seems the local rats (Ratpreets) have realised my mum is throwing out left over chappatis for Skipinder and the Magpinders. My mother has decided to take action and is going to put some rat poison out.

Since Skipinder is partial to all kinds of food.............he might just mistake the rat poison as food too!

Will this be the end of Skipinder? How can I stop him from eating away to his own demise!?

**Muezzin**

Pay a visit to this place and buy in bulk:

Muslimah81

I cant even afford Ambala for myself let alone for my furry friends.

**Muezzin**

Then purchase a cage and set them loose in the shop.

Either way, they're getting their ladoo.

minaz

Skipinder hey?????? Maybe her fellow Australian can help resolve your problem

**Muezzin**

Crikey!

Any more problems for your friendly neighbourhood M and M's to solve?

aisha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Pay a visit to this place and buy in bulk:

NO! NO! Iv got a sweet shop too! come to mine! *thinks* but u need the laddoos for poisoning right? ambala will help you out... no questions asked. *smirks*
wassalam

Zuko

I need help concerning a 'friend'... she's not really my friend, she happens to go around making herself other people's friends (does that make sense?)... She's annoying as hell and You see she's inviting me to her birthday party... She's planning on calling my mom and asking her if I can go... Knowing my mom, she's going to say yes and I'll be stuck, playing 'dress-up'... Lets just say I'm not into that... What do I do?

aisha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Crikey!

Any more problems for your friendly neighbourhood M and M's to solve?

FRIENDLY?????????????
(only joking bro

)

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TEH LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 676 Reputation: 566 Rep Power: 21 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-23-2005 o_O Are you calling me a wuss???

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Muezzin GET TO DA CHOPPA Status: Offline Posts: 9,048 Reputation: 26497 Rep Power: 64 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-23-2005 Are you calling me a bully? Cos if you are, I'll knock you down, steal your lunch money, and tie your underpants to a flag-pole you little ingrate! (note: not really) __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage 'Credit crunch sounds like a breakfast cereal'

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TEH LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 676 Reputation: 566 Rep Power: 21 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-23-2005 K then... BTW, that might be how you deal with people in the Barbaric North, but that is certainly not how we deal with people in London...

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Muslimah81 Member Status: Offline Posts: 84 Reputation: 164 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-23-2005 Salaams I have a problem................or actually its the little furry creatures in my garden who have the problem. Everyday the local squirrel comes into the bottom of my garden and skips around here and there............hence Ive called him Skipinder. The problem is Skipinder doesnt like to share his food............and on many occasions he has scared off an entire family of magpies (The Magpinders) from eating too! How do I help resolve this problem?

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Muezzin GET TO DA CHOPPA Status: Offline Posts: 9,048 Reputation: 26497 Rep Power: 64 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-23-2005 Give them all a big box of ladoo. Then they'll start the best bhangra dance this side of the Animal Kingdom. __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage 'Credit crunch sounds like a breakfast cereal'

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Muslimah81 Member Status: Offline Posts: 84 Reputation: 164 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-23-2005 There has been another development down at the bottom of the garden. It seems the local rats (Ratpreets) have realised my mum is throwing out left over chappatis for Skipinder and the Magpinders. My mother has decided to take action and is going to put some rat poison out. Since Skipinder is partial to all kinds of food.............he might just mistake the rat poison as food too! Will this be the end of Skipinder? How can I stop him from eating away to his own demise!?

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Muezzin GET TO DA CHOPPA Status: Offline Posts: 9,048 Reputation: 26497 Rep Power: 64 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-23-2005 Pay a visit to this place and buy in bulk: __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage 'Credit crunch sounds like a breakfast cereal'

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Muslimah81 Member Status: Offline Posts: 84 Reputation: 164 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-23-2005 I cant even afford Ambala for myself let alone for my furry friends.

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Muezzin GET TO DA CHOPPA Status: Offline Posts: 9,048 Reputation: 26497 Rep Power: 64 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-24-2005 Crikey! Any more problems for your friendly neighbourhood M and M's to solve? __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage 'Credit crunch sounds like a breakfast cereal'

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Zuko .................... Status: Offline Posts: 1,193 Reputation: 1416 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New York Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-24-2005 I need help concerning a 'friend'... she's not really my friend, she happens to go around making herself other people's friends (does that make sense?)... She's annoying as hell and You see she's inviting me to her birthday party... She's planning on calling my mom and asking her if I can go... Knowing my mom, she's going to say yes and I'll be stuck, playing 'dress-up'... Lets just say I'm not into that... What do I do? __________________