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Do you think its fair one to have holiday and the other one always to work
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Do you think its fair one to have holiday and the other one always to work
It's usually unfair, unless the other one is working for Butlins. I have no pity for their employees.

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A perfect holiday gave by employer how long should last
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Five years.

But because life isn't perfect, I'd settle for about a month, total, every year.

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over 4000 replies and over 76,000 views and yet i haven't seen anything that would benefit the Muslims in regards to their duniay or akhira. So um what is the point of this thread again?
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over 4000 replies and over 76,000 views and yet i haven't seen anything that would benefit the Muslims in regards to their duniay or akhira. So um what is the point of this thread again?
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^^good answer...very smart...bravr, bravo....

if life is filled with the unexpected, then what is the unexpected filled with..?
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^^good answer...very smart...bravr, bravo....

if life is filled with the unexpected, then what is the unexpected filled with..?
Skittles. Who actually expects to taste the rainbow?

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Carrotts are Orange.

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Abu_muslimah, funny pic but you're supposed to ask us questions. Loved the pic though.

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Ok lemme 'splain you.

Carrots are orange but not oranges and Oranges are orange but not carrots. Comprendez?
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hav u eva eaten something you thought was something else?
hav you ever hit someone you thought was someone else?
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hav u eva eaten something you thought was something else?
I almost ate a ladybird attached to a corn flake. True story. Then I was put off corn flakes for two months.

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All the time. This is the bathroom right?

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