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bro will u please mek dua 4 me...got drivin test 2moz....n am going 2 pakistan sunday n gettin married lol...*panicin*....plz mek dua 4 me inshAllah...fankoo

n oh yeh...this threads so gna miss ma presense ryt? lol

w/salaam take care bro
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Jazakallah. Yeah, it doesn't die. Like a super cockroach. Anybody got some Raid?

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bro muezzin i have a question y do u have bugs bunny as ur avatar???
Because he is the most awesome cartoon character ever.

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n do u reali hunt wabbits?? cus dats meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. lol
Nah, I don't hunt rabbits.

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AsalamuAlaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh bro,



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AsalamuAlaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh bro,


Walaikum asalaam warahamutallahi wabarakatuh

Man, that's hard to spell.

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Walaikum asalaam warahamutallahi wabarakatuh

Man, that's hard to spell.

LOL sowi, i was just tryna give you loadsa peace!



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I hope you dint make it up, even the friggin dictionary doesn't know what that means

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Awwwh i miss this thread...can we have the jokers back?
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Me. Especially when they have those little almonds on top - man, that some good food.

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Me. Especially when they have those little almonds on top - man, that some good food.
lol what do you mean? Since when do Kajoors (dates) have almonds on top of them?

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Me. Especially when they have those little almonds on top - man, that some good food.


Sunshine, that is my job. I warned people in the past about stealing my job but you don't listen. This is a small taste of what is to become of thieves:
http://www.contra.gr/images/kurtanglemesa2.jpg.


Dude, Kurt is showin his awrah Not a good look fella..
Plus the ankle lock aint so bad as Rocky Balboa says...AINT SO BAD *bent lips*

Kajoors with alomonds on TOP!? Ya mean almonds inside, dang dang dang! They defo are nice my ol codger!
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Yeah almonds inside u doofus (no offence), ahhh iz good wen u dun have to chuk the seed out u jus gobble it all up...buh u gotta chek the ones from abroad for small ants
   
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Cool. Do you still give advice to peeps having problems??
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lol what do you mean? Since when do Kajoors (dates) have almonds on top of them?

Unless it's some next food I've never heard of before.
Kajoor with almond on top is possibly the coolest thing you will ever see in your life. However, since you probably will never see my beard, it is the coolest thing you will ever see.

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Dude, Kurt is showin his awrah Not a good look fella..
Plus the ankle lock aint so bad as Rocky Balboa says...AINT SO BAD *bent lips*
Ain't so bad huh? How bout I put you in it?!

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Kajoors with alomonds on TOP!? Ya mean almonds inside, dang dang dang! They defo are nice my ol codger!
No, I mean almonds on top.

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Yeah almonds inside u doofus (no offence), ahhh iz good wen u dun have to chuk the seed out u jus gobble it all up...buh u gotta chek the ones from abroad for small ants
I'm telling you, I ate several with almonds ON TOP.
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