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WHERE R U...ERM...
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U KIDNAPPED MY BHAI?!?!?!
Is this a trick question?

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Why are most of your answers irrelevant?
Because purple is the best flavour.

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But that was the purpose of this thread I suppose?
It has a purpose?

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Now don't say 'Thread-jacker Astaghfiralla' regardless how tempting it is.
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^ wat do u mean?
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salamualikum.

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For your information, I was actually going to say 'Go, go gadget helicopter'.
Ah. Nice to know a bit of change has occured approximately 2 hours ago.

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lol
'Lol' has nothing on GOOOOAAAAAL

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Ah. Nice to know a bit of change has occured approximately 2 hours ago.
Quite. I was afraid I might become Grumpy Smurf.

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 09-05-2007

salaam broooooooooooooooooo

im backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol

im Mrs Nafy now lol hehe...

jus fort id ask u 2 mek dua 4 me n hubby inshAllah.....

jazakAllah tc bro w/salaam
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salaam broooooooooooooooooo

im backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol

im Mrs Nafy now lol hehe...

jus fort id ask u 2 mek dua 4 me n hubby inshAllah.....

jazakAllah tc bro w/salaam
Congratulation

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Crikey! Look Loook! A cracadiiiiiiile! Watch yer step! Jeeez, this is too good to miss!

Ged day now
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salaam broooooooooooooooooo

im backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol

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Congratulations. Dua's will be made, inshallah.

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Do you think a man should do house work which usually its made by his wife
Both should do their fair share of the work. If one doesn't...talaq, talaq, talaq (Divorce, divorce, divorce!)

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Strewth! Where's me shrimp and sheila? Git you're mittens offa my barbie! Fair dinkum!

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Do you guys know who can speak monkey here in LI?
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Do you guys know who can speak monkey here in LI?
Ooh-ooh-AHH-AHHH-AHHH

That means 'give us a 'naner, love'.

I also dabble in Wookiee speak, but it requires great phlegm and fortitude.

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 10-24-2007

ha ha

i see nothing has changed in this thread

my question,

if this thread is run by muezzin and minaz

where is minaz!!! and why do YOU always hijack this thread.humpf.
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ha ha

i see nothing has changed in this thread
Yes.

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my question,
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if this thread is run by muezzin and minaz
Yes...?

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where is minaz!!!
Oh. He's in uni.

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and why do YOU always hijack this thread.