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yep my question...

@ Muezzin...is your avator..like a fake mcDonalds hat?....
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i have a problems which require aid in all three of ur areas of masteriness...ie, might, magic and monday mornings...

ok...the first problem is that i dnt have uni monday mornings so i dnt need to get up in the 'morning'...i havent had a monday morning for a while..how do u suggest i discipline myself to get up on a monday 'morning' just to see how i cope???

u shud create a spectrum...monday morning coping spectrum...

might??? i also do sit ups...but cant seem to go past 75 consecutives...protein shake? no thanks...my brother paid six dollars for a single injection of steroids in a pharmacy in turkey...lol...so much easier...but this is 'halal fun'...dnt wanna haramify it up...how can i get past my 75 sit up limit???

magic??? how do u make ur laptop battery never ever die...? and dnt say keep it plugged in!!!

thanks for ur masteriness in advance muezzin (in place and domineering minaz... whoever he may be...)

ohhhh and bros har4n and aamirsaab...i love u guys fisabilillah but..lay off the aussie accents coz it aint nothin like that!!!!!!

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JazakAllah for the kleenex,but i was not crying!

and i remember whos a raita'holic'.you know u cant resist it






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i have a question

who is the member LI staff ??? is it an old member whos changed their name?,im sorry lol ive forgotten.
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who is the member LI staff ??? is it an old member whos changed their name?,im sorry lol ive forgotten.
i can answer that...ive had first hand experience...but i'll leave it to the masters if u like...

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yep my question...

@ Muezzin...is your avator..like a fake mcDonalds hat?....
The hat belongs to a plumber, namely Mario Mario. Mario is both his surname and forename.

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i have a problems which require aid in all three of ur areas of masteriness...ie, might, magic and monday mornings...

ok...the first problem is that i dnt have uni monday mornings so i dnt need to get up in the 'morning'...i havent had a monday morning for a while..how do u suggest i discipline myself to get up on a monday 'morning' just to see how i cope???
Monday mornings are always important. Repeat that sentence again and again.

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u shud create a spectrum...monday morning coping spectrum...
Yes.

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might??? i also do sit ups...but cant seem to go past 75 consecutives...protein shake? no thanks...my brother paid six dollars for a single injection of steroids in a pharmacy in turkey...lol...so much easier...but this is 'halal fun'...dnt wanna haramify it up...how can i get past my 75 sit up limit???
Sit ups are fun. Repeat that sentence again and again.

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magic??? how do u make ur laptop battery never ever die...? and dnt say keep it plugged in!!!
Work ****it, work. Repeat that again and again. Alternatively, you could take out the laptop battery when you are not using it. Or, if you are fealing excited, you could purchase a battery charger.

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thanks for ur masteriness in advance muezzin (in place and domineering minaz... whoever he may be...)
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shrimp n sheila dnt go well together!

steve irwin is dead!

fair dinkum mate!
Aussie accents are awesome --- cor' check that out sheila, alliteration or what?! STREWTH! I like aussie accents as much as I do Arnie accents. As such, I incorporate them in real life, much to the annoyance of fellow human beings. Can you spell fun? I can, and it begins with me.

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JazakAllah for the kleenex,but i was not crying!

and i remember whos a raita'holic'.you know u cant resist it
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Muezzin thanks you for the picture as it has reminded him that he has not had his weekly raita fix. Looks like I'll be back in the kitchen tonight.

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i can answer that...ive had first hand experience...but i'll leave it to the masters if u like...

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hey aamirsaab do you ever feel like the worlds frozen? :|
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hey aamirsaab do you ever feel like the worlds frozen? :|
yeah..in actual fact its when LI has frozen...buh since LI is almost like your world you feel as though the whole world has frozen, I know am not amirsaab but i just thought it important to point out.

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hey aamirsaab do you ever feel like the worlds frozen? :|
Ach noo, a serious question!

Sometimes, like when certain days take for-freakin-ever to finish. Mostly, I don't even notice; not because I am busy but because I honestly don't care.

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yeah..in actual fact its when LI has frozen...buh since LI is almost like your world you feel as though the whole world has frozen, I know am not amirsaab but i just thought it important to point out.


P.S the world IS freezing, slowly buh surely
Astaghfirula, thread jacker. Points for originality though.
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aamirsaab...

u calln me a thread jacker???

look whos talking bro..

it was u who got rid of minaz wasnt it...wasnt it....confess...

and now ur slowly detracting from muezzins powers....

what points???? i want points!!!! where are my originality points!!!!can i have a golden star?

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Ach noo, a serious question!

Sometimes, like when certain days take for-freakin-ever to finish. Mostly, I don't even notice; not because I am busy but because I honestly don't care.


Me.
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Astaghfirula, thread jacker. Points for originality though.
hmm where and how many?

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aamirsaab...

u calln me a thread jacker???

look whos talking bro..

it was u who got rid of minaz wasnt it...wasnt it....confess...

and now ur slowly detracting from muezzins powers....
1) Yes I did call you a thread jacker
2) Minaz left and I took his place - both as mod and master.
3) Muezzin is busy with uni, so I thought I'd be the angel that I was and do his job for him. Well, it's not like it's paid.

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what points???? i want points!!!! where are my originality points!!!!can i have a golden star?

I ran out of Goldstars. But, I will telepathically send you some points.

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hmm where and how many?
These points are magical - it doesn't matter how many you get, it's the fact that they are magical. A lot like magic beans.

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Ah racing games, my one weakness. How did you know? Arg, melting.
I've never played any of those two games so I honestly cannot comment.
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