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new question:

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I'll find the answer to all your questions and solve all your problems.

All I need is your credit card number.

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I'll find the answer to all your questions and solve all your problems.

All I need is your credit card number.

Come on, that's a great deal!
pfttt....

lemme guess 'magical cure' right???

lol. no way.

try again.
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i thought u guys were the best....but looks like ur losin' the popularity....muahahaha!!!
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-26-2007

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pfttt....

lemme guess 'magical cure' right???

lol. no way.

try again.
If that don't float your boat, I got a shipment of magic beans coming in tomorrow.

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Ya know, that's really hard to copy and paste. I had to go into the Smiley Console and everything.

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i thought u guys were the best....but looks like ur losin' the popularity....muahahaha!!!
I know. Sometimes I feel like Gordon Brown. Except I take care of my computer disks.

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U still use computer disks?! Have u HEARD of a USB Stick?
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U still use computer disks?! Have u HEARD of a USB Stick?
I have two. Maybe HM Revenue and Customs should invest in some as well. And not lose them.

And in other news...

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

The answer is:

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what can spinach do for me?

your answer may not consist of popeye !


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salaamz bro

hope u okie inshAllah..

ayways i was wonderin if u cud tell me...........WHY CANT I GET INTO DA SISTERS SECTION ANYMORE lol

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AssalamuAlaykum,

I was sitting in the train today and wondering...

you know how humans always want the best houses etc....some people have terraced, some detatched and semi etc etc...well I just wanted to know....do birds have that too? because you see some nests with just a few twigs and then others with loads....is there a reason for this? is it because the well-off birds get more twigs and the ones with less twigs are thinking about the hereafter so they're not too bothered about leading luxurious lives in this dunya....am I right? *smile*
   
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Depends how much glue you've got. PVA might do the trick.

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Shredded Wheat.

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salaamz bro

hope u okie inshAllah..

ayways i was wonderin if u cud tell me...........WHY CANT I GET INTO DA SISTERS SECTION ANYMORE lol

take care bro

w/salaam
I have that exact same problem. Every time there's a sign saying or indicating that a room is for 'females only', nobody ever lets me in. Baffling!

Although in your case, re-applying might be the solution.

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I was sitting in the train today and wondering...
I do that too. Although I'm usually trying to think of ways that the Metro newspaper could suck less. You should try it - much more stimulating than Dr Kawashima's Brain Training.

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you know how humans always want the best houses etc....some people have terraced, some detatched and semi etc etc...
Don't forget shanty houses and caravans.

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well I just wanted to know....do birds have that too? because you see some nests with just a few twigs and then others with loads....is there a reason for this? is it because the well-off birds get more twigs and the ones with less twigs are thinking about the hereafter so they're not too bothered about leading luxurious lives in this dunya....am I right? *smile*
I hope you're right. I think they just use the materials to hand. To feet. To beak. You get the point.

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