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I need help concerning a 'friend'... she's not really my friend, she happens to go around making herself other people's friends (does that make sense?)... She's annoying as hell and You see she's inviting me to her birthday party... She's planning on calling my mom and asking her if I can go... Knowing my mom, she's going to say yes and I'll be stuck, playing 'dress-up'... Lets just say I'm not into that... What do I do?

'Dress up'? I"m not even going to ask

If we're invited to an event, it is polite to go.

And plus, there'll be free food. That's never a bad thing.

...except when you're invited for a pork roast. ****.
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'Dress up'? I"m not even going to ask

If we're invited to an event, it is polite to go.

And plus, there'll be free food. That's never a bad thing.

...except when you're invited for a pork roast. ****.
or when your fasting. HURRY UP IFTAARI!!!!!!!!
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Hmm, free food is great, but... but... she's so weird! First she'll makeme wear all these fruity clothes and then she'll make me watch dumb movies with hilary duff in it (forgot the name) and then have this dumb 'girl's session' where they talk about stupid, stupid stuff...
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Hmm, free food is great, but... but... she's so weird! First she'll makeme wear all these fruity clothes and then she'll make me watch dumb movies with hilary duff in it (forgot the name) and then have this dumb 'girl's session' where they talk about stupid, stupid stuff...
Then just tell her: 'I don't want to go to your stupid party, you silly dumb-dumb head!'

Hey, it works for toddlers.
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LOL, thanks for the help!
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And your point is?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-25-2005

I have a 10% warning level...

OH WHAT SHOULD I DO, WHAT SHOULD I DO, I MEAN, I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK...

Do you think I should ignore it and hope it goes away? How long do they last for anyway? Do you think it is time for me to leave LI? I dont think I am strict enough...

   
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i gotta question "how do pigs fly?"
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yeah and ur point is??????????????
Ditto.

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I have a 10% warning level...

OH WHAT SHOULD I DO, WHAT SHOULD I DO, I MEAN, I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK...
Bleh, that's nothing. When you get like 90 % is when you gotta worry.

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Sort of. Just keep out of trouble. ;)

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Ask the Mods.

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Put it this way; you're stricter than Minaz and I put together, and we're still here.

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i gotta question "how do pigs fly?"
By sprinkling fairy dust and thinking happy thoughts.
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-25-2005

good to see your threads back alive...and theres a bit of humour round here....i have a problem...the mods(no names mentioned)keep threatening me in an indirect sence...what do i do????
   
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-25-2005

Forgive me Minaz and Muezzin, but may I suggest something, in relation with this sisters qs...

I think we should start up a 'MOD Victim Support Group' Insha Allah...

   
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Forgive me Minaz and Muezzin, but may I suggest something, in relation with this sisters qs...

I think we should start up a 'MOD Victim Support Group' Insha Allah...


hehehe hey bro...im going to edit my post as soon as minaz and muezzin has seen it...or ill be banned before i know it....
   
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-25-2005

Naww, the MODs are good guys really, just dont post anything silly or get on their bad side, and they wont ban you. (edited abit.)


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