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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 12-21-2007

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All this grinning is a bit unnerving...
Dont people like to see me happy? and occasionally hyper? would you prefer I used this sickly face --> instead?



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It's not about warmth. It's about light. They use their leaves for photosynthesis. The summer is the best time, because that's when there's the most light. When autumn comes around, the leaves have done all their photosynthesising for the year, so they shrivel up and die. Winter comes, the tree's all cosy and chillin'. It doesn't grow new leaves yet, since there's not enough sunlight to photosynthesise. So when spring happens, new leaves grow and the cycle starts afresh.

If any of that science is crappy or false, the mistakes are mine, not my secondary school biology teacher's.

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 12-21-2007

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Dont people like to see me happy? and occasionally hyper? would you prefer I used this sickly face --> instead?
Why, yes. It puts me in the mind of Pringles.

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I'd rather be a robot in disguise. The power to make people laugh is given by the audience, not the performer.

It sucks like that, eh?

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 12-21-2007

How can the ducks to sleep in the cold river They are not getting flu
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Never heard of it. (Wimmy Road)
Sorry I got confused, it was Fi Sab Bro that knows Wimmy road

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hey i need some help!

wa can we do on eid.. instead of hiring a limo and goin wimmy (wilmslow) road?


wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
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How can some people sleep standing up ??!!
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salaam

bro...can u do magic :o

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No, but Muezzin can do the moonwalk
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i have trouble getting to school everyday...its so hard...lol...waking up...and walking about five feet..gosh its so far for me... by the time i arrive my class is already finished....lol seriously tho everything i just said is true... p.s. muezzin thanks for this.
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-11-2008

I recall in a favourite film of mine (Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd) that Harry lived in the school as his dad was the caretaker! Is this the same case for you?!?! If so i envy you
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Why don't goverments propagate love?
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Where hast thou dissapeared to?
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Because many prefer to 'make war, not love' But lets ignore that political policy and all make love (of the brotherly kind)
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How do u escape from going to work?
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bro.....y are hubbys...so annoyin! lol

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Nobody knows.

On the other hand, there's people selling cheap Subway vouchers on eBay. That has nothing to do with your husband (unless he eats or works there, or both), but hey - 6-inch Hearty Italian tuna sub with salad and Chipotle sauce. Can't argue with that.

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Go to university instead.

Or fake mental illness.

On second thoughts, those two options are interchangeable.

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