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what do you do when someone acts like you did the worst thing in the world just because you rejected a bit of food?!

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what do you do when someone acts like you did the worst thing in the world just because you rejected a bit of food?!

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Accept the food in future?

Or threaten to make them sample your cooking.

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but the whole thing started because you didnt want the food to begin with?!

blast it man, you have been of no help :' (
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but the whole thing started because you didnt want the food to begin with?!

blast it man, you have been of no help :' (
An unhappy customer? Not on my watch!

What exactly was this food feud about? I need a little more information.
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An unhappy customer? Not on my watch!

What exactly was this food feud about? I need a little more information.
a very caring aunty wants to fatten her nephew.

now how to refuse kindly?!
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a very caring aunty wants to fatten her nephew.

now how to refuse kindly?!
Say that you're full at the moment and save some for later.

Or if doing that requires a lie, just save it for later. Come on, her cooking can't be that bad...

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is it cozy in the bat cave?
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LOL ^^^

i need a HEEELPP FAAST!!

my question:

WHY IS EVERYONE HERE FROM LONDON!!!!???

they makin me so jealous lol...
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is it cozy in the bat cave?
Well Hisbul_Aziz, I am one of a very few people alive today to have seen Muezzin's bat cave. It has a ps2, pc, massive TV, huge DVD collection, 2 fridge freezers, microwave, oh yes and the odd Islamic literature and prayer mat knocking about
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LOL ^^^
i need a HEEELPP FAAST!!
my question:
WHY IS EVERYONE HERE FROM LONDON!!!!???
they makin me so jealous lol...
I can see the urgency in your question

Don't be jealous of them, once upon a time Muezzin went to London- he said it had a bad smell
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Well Hisbul_Aziz, I am one of a very few people alive today to have seen Muezzin's bat cave. It has a ps2, pc, massive TV, huge DVD collection, 2 fridge freezers, microwave, oh yes and the odd Islamic literature and prayer mat knocking about
aww come on! all that in a BAT CAVE?! its the same as my downstairs! soooo cool..lol jk... ps2 suks ...u shud buy a ps3 or xbox 360!! hehe..so he goes on LI while in a bat cave..lol

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I can see the urgency in your question

Don't be jealous of them, once upon a time Muezzin went to London- he said it had a bad smell
...ew...i still like london tho..did he happen to smell that smell in the car? in the plane? *cough onhim cough* hehe


lol i just noticed the 'once upon a time' lol ...once upon a time...then
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Why do people just cut off from you, without an excuse?!
   
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Why do people just cut off from you, without an excuse?!
They have their own lives to think about, unless the reason to cut off is because they are dead
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LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

i gotta another q...2 actually

1: why do london ppl say 'mate' or 'matey'??

2: i read ur title and u also the masters of 'monday mornings'... any tips on how to not fall asleep on ur pc during ur online class (the teacher cant see u so u can sleep the whole time) and please dont say drink coffee...its sik..and other than drinking 3 cans of coke (been there...done that...IT DONT WORK!!)

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1: why do london ppl say 'mate' or 'matey'??

2: i read ur title and u also the masters of 'monday mornings'... any tips on how to not fall asleep on ur pc during ur online class (the teacher cant see u so u can sleep the whole time) and please dont say drink coffee...its sik..and other than drinking 3 cans of coke (been there...done that...IT DONT WORK!!)
1. I think its a southern thing, (the North starts from Derby upwards :P )
2. Drop I.T. it'll get you nowhere in life
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