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wait i dont study computers... never will..BOOORING
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why are trees brown?

Because long long ago, a white man wanted to go as far away as possible from a black man, but soon he began to miss him and created an immitation- lots and lots of tall big trees- this land is known today as Europe. Meanwhile the black man did not miss his white counterpart and decided not to encorparate snow in his lands- this land is known today as Africa.

I think I might just file a civil rights suit against myself (let alone Muezzin) :P
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why monday mornings? why are there 7 days in a week anyway?
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lol good question ^^ AHAHAHAHAH



mine: why is muezzin a mod and u aint? do u ever get jealous? or just call him a geek for being a mod? lol
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The other day some youg'un happened to walk past and speak to themselves..i couldn't help but over hear...'who let the dogs out?'

Would your reply have been the same as mine? 'WHO, WHO WHO WHO'

Weird ol' world i must say
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why monday mornings? why are there 7 days in a week anyway?
Mondays cuz Muezzin gets up early to loose that beer belly of his (its full of lassi rather than beer)

7 days cuz Craig David said so :P No not really, cuz the people in the Golden Compass (S*** movie) believe that their god rested after creating the world in 6 days.

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lol good question ^^ AHAHAHAHAH



mine: why is muezzin a mod and u aint? do u ever get jealous? or just call him a geek for being a mod? lol
There was a time when I was a Mod aswell as good ol Muezzin ;)
Lol jealous, on the contrary, LI got a bit out of hand- basically overun by hot heads who i couldn't be bothered to deal with (its a long story and Muzzin knows) so I just left the site for a good year and a bit.

Muezzin is probably the biggest geek i know- he's probably the coolest too
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The other day some youg'un happened to walk past and speak to themselves..i couldn't help but over hear...'who let the dogs out?'

Would your reply have been the same as mine? 'WHO, WHO WHO WHO'

Weird ol' world i must say

Great response, my other personal favourite to say to aggitators is to say out loud "astagfurullah"! its great on a couple of occasions they just look at me puzzled and walk off. Another favourite is to say "yahud" in a disgusting tone.

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There was a time when I was a Mod aswell as good ol Muezzin ;)
Lol jealous, on the contrary, LI got a bit out of hand- basically overun by hot heads who i couldn't be bothered to deal with (its a long story and Muzzin knows) so I just left the site for a good year and a bit.

Muezzin is probably the biggest geek i know- he's probably the coolest too

LOL u sound like my bro calling my other bro a geek... but at least u say the coolest one..lol
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AssalamuAlaykum

You Aryt? *grin*

Well right, I have a little problem...do you think Isotonic Sports drink makes one feel slightly mad? And why do people feel slightly mad and hyper anyway? Is it a brain malfunction or something totally strange like that?

WassalamuAlaykum
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