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Dinosaurs came before chickens. Dinosaurs laid eggs. Therefore, eggs came before chickens.

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1+2/3 to the power of 1 gazillion times aamirsaab

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next question: whats the opposite of false-hope?
True-lies.

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Beans or Spaghetti? and why?
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1+2/3 to the power of 1 gazillion times aamirsaab

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aamirsaab....why hast thou deserted thy people in need?
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well is it meant for some real purpose or just random questions?
   
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Is LI going down? *shocked*

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aamirsaab....why hast thou deserted thy people in need?
This reminds me of the questions many people asked me during college (where I was said to be well-learned amongst peers...well-learned meaning I know the difference between pie and pi and knowing that 8 times 8 is 64) The questions raised were along the lines of: ''Oh how come you don't know the answer to xyz question?'' My reply was rather simple: I'm just one man!
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well is it meant for some real purpose or just random questions?
It actually started out for a laugh as indicated by the very first post on this thread (you probably didn't see it and I honestly don't blame you). Unfortunately, people continue to ask questions. Of course we continue to provide answers - we don't like to mess around with our customers....Who never actually pay up.
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if 1+2 = 3 and 3-2 = 1 then why is bush a monkey?
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Ahem *coughcough*

Why has my last question gone unanswered?

Why is cheese yellow?

Why is the sky so far?

Is it possible to touch stars?

What does the moon taste like?

Why is grass so prickly?

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Why are some people totally demented?! (talking bout myself)
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what makes eyes such a focal point?

wheneva u look at someone the eyes stand out..


what makes ears another focal point?

if they big they really stand out..



lets not go to the nose lol
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