hey Muezzin can i ask you a question ? Are you Jack the Ripper's brother ? (I know it's a bit Random)

hey muezzin, why dont you snipe the shaytaan already, his really tikin me off!!!!

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Why is it we want the things we cant really have? When we have it...we'll prob get bored of it real quick but when we dont we really want it...why???

If you really want to do something but know you shouldnt, should you go and do it anyway? (I'm in a crazy mood so ima go and actually do what you say *grin*)

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Today my brother said I looked green I grinned (obviously.... *grin*) and told him to shurrup...Am I an alien in denial? Hehe

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P.S Just to clarify, I is not green, I think he was looking at my khaki (sp?) jacket rather than at me *grin*

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My questions are being ignored

But this one is mega important! Seriously please answer it with all the wisdom you posess Insha'Allah!

....Hmm, now...chocolate nibbles, to be or not to be? *grin* seriously though, don't you find them dodgy? like some are really chewy and others arent...? But they're supposed to be made from the same stuff *raises an eyebrow*... do you understand why that may have seriously harmful effects on my mental well-being? Hmm its a dilemma for sure...

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Ya Allah!
Because if you called them purple onions people would think you mean aubergines.

Ka'plah!

Makes you feel valued and that your actions are accepted globally. However, threats are supposed to make you cry in fear, not in happiness, so something is terribly wrong.
Because a monkey is a bush.
I was sleeping.

Cheese comes in a variety of forms, including blue and green. Though, the latter is usually because it is out of date.

It's to taunt you; whenever you think you are close enough to touch the sky you realised: ''Dang, it's still a couple of thousand feet away from my reach. If only I had dhalshim-like arms!''
It is if they are milky way magic stars!

It depends on the day; sometimes it tastes like chicken, sometimes lamb.
It's a defence mechanism for the mole man. He lives underground and does not want to be disturbed!

Takumi-san chopped it off.

It's a statistical probability; 1 out of 400 people will be a whacko. 1 out of every 8 million will be a Jacko.
They are a focal point because they are bang in the centre of the human face. They also change depending on the emotion. So its a way of telling if someone wants to hug you or kick your butt.

No he is not.......He's his cousin.
Muezzin is not armed.
It's all an illusion. What we need is what we have. What we want is what we will never get.

Yes, you should jump off the building into a giant shrimp-infested frying pan of oatmeal.

It is possible that you have surpassed all humans in evolution. Have you noticed your ability to spontaneously ask strange questions? That's the first sign.

Indeed, Chocolate nibbles are not a matter to be made fun of. It takes years of study, hard-work and debilitation to understand the sheer complexity of the cocoa nibbli. The randomness that you have experienced is part of the company's plan which will ensure global domination and perhaps the ressurection of skeletor.

Lord abovE!! How long did ^ take you to answer?!

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Should I be offended at that? ^^ Will aliens ever be accepted and integrate into mainstream British society? If not, where shall I go to live? *scared*

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whats so hard about letting go?!

i can pick up a piece of paper n drop it
i can pick up food n release it

wats so hard about letting go ????

Why do people find it hard to let go?

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^^ same question as above....please try answering in depth insha'Allah

*grin*

Now...Ahem, why are fish orange? Why not blue? like the water init...and speaking of fish...have you heard of the self-fulfilling prophecy? I've been called a fish countless times, how long before I turn into one? lol *grin*

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now i have a question....

as i walked through the city right after an intense training program at uni today...i carried my paper bag filled with training stuff...and at that point, the paper bag, cut my hand!

so what i have now is a bag cut...

my frends and i came to the conclusion that technology had become so advanced, so cutting edge-so to speak- and so sheer that bags could be sliced with precise thinness and thus the ability to harm the public...

we then realised that...thats what technological advancements are for...they are ever expanding in order to cut off our limbs and we know it...

this conspiracy theory does not stop here....

i realised that as tech advances, and more and more limbs are lost...what happens? govt revenue...systematic destruction of the human race in order to be over powered by machines?

yes...machines are out to take over...and they will take every limb before they are successful...

now...do u think this is plausible?

Why do I feel so down Subhaan Allah.....

Why does the post man leave his bike at the bottom of the road and then walk up and down the road....

Whhhyyyy do they not get a little red van, and a black and white cat, and why cant they all be called Pat...

And have you now got a certain *tune* going through your head