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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-15-2008

r u mad?


ur hilarius, u need ur brother here to take care of u hah! im gessinn ur fat too and have no friends and try ur best here so ppl can like u, well gess wat! it aint workin! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA--cough cough
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Which mods do u not get on with?

Do u think I am mod material?

Speaking of mods, why are they called moderators?

Is that something to do with alligators?
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Whats the best way to start a day, a 3 mile run, or 100 press-ups
Neither.

The best way to start a day is to reduce a brick wall to rubble with nothing but your eyes.



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Who should I conquer first? The Mongols or the Japanese?
Is there any reason you can't attack the Martians first?

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r u mad?
Quite possibly.

Though admitting that possibility actually lessens the probability of insanity, since insane people tend to deny their own madness. Get me?

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ur hilarius, u need ur brother here to take care of u hah! im gessinn ur fat too
Nah. Average.

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and have no friends
Nah. Average.

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and try ur best here so ppl can like u, well gess wat! it aint workin! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA--cough cough
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Ah.

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mad now?
Mad as in insane or mad as in angry? It takes a lot to make me angry. People need to earn that privilege, I don't just give it away.

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Which mods do u not get on with?
On this forum? None. On nutty anti-Islamic forums? Erm... a few.

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Do u think I am mod material?
Er... Look, a bunny!

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Speaking of mods, why are they called moderators?
Because they moderate disputes and stuff. Allegedly.

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Is that something to do with alligators?
I wish.

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Whats the best way to start a day, a 3 mile run, or 100 press-ups
A cold shower.

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Who should I conquer first? The Mongols or the Japanese?
Japanese - if you leave it too late, they'll either rebuild megatron or start up skynet. Either one of which situations will result in the ultimate death of humans. Take out the Japs, the fate of the world rests in your hands!

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ur hilarius, u need ur brother here to take care of u hah! im gessinn ur fat too and have no friends and try ur best here so ppl can like u, well gess wat! it aint workin! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA--cough cough
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mad now?
I'm not mad. I'm crazy. Muezzin is not mad either. He's a lawyer!
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Which mods do u not get on with?
Tough question really - I get on fine with most people - mod or not. Honestly, I have no problem with any of the mods.

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Yeah - you're pretty active on the forum, so why not.

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Because they moderate things. We also terminate user accounts but due to copyright laws we can't be called terminators.

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Nope.

What rhymes with vexed?
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A cold shower, and reduce a brick wall to rubble with my eyes.

got it! nice one!
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i have a question which user name sounds cooler

-Ibn Al Aqwa-

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have the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings been stumped

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i have a question which user name sounds cooler

-Ibn Al Aqwa-

or

-Qa'qaa bin Amr-

???
Does it really matter? Your account has been disabled by the looks of things.

But, really, the best user name ever is Pepe Jalapeno.

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have the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings been stumped
Only trees get stumped. Well, humans do too, but we don't call them 'stumped', we just tell them to participate in the Special Olympics.

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This is true.

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Does that make me special??!!

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-24-2008

did u make ibn al aqwa sad/mad enough to ban himself? or did he do somthing bad (i douuubt it.lol)
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^ He requested the ban, he has lots of work to complete. Please keep him in your duas.
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AHA ! he is FAKE banned! HAHAHAHAAA he is logged on right now and banned..strange eh?
lol
anyway

My question
Are u muezzin and minaz losing bizness here?

and another
Ibn al aqwa is NOT banned? or is banned? coz he is online right now. loool

AND another

Have u ever gotten sik of this thread?
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