Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 329

- Serene -

Bhai = brother (in urdu)

sevgi

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Originally Posted by - Brok3n -

forgot about me again??

he was digressing...:P

- Serene -

Hope ur kool

- What is 1+1 ? Why?!

- Hot chocolate or Tea? And Why?

- Blue contacts or green contacts? And Why?

...54M4K4H...

AssalamuAlaykum

Why am I addicted to Ready-Salted Hula Hoops and Milky Bar? Is there a support group available for people like me?

Whats really at the end of a rainbow?

Why is it that the heart hurts? Like why not the kidneys?

WassalamuAlaykum

:: MuMiNaH ::

i hav math test tommorow, wats a good way of gettin a good grade and not gettin scared *don't say study cuz i'v beeen doing that for the past three days

truemuslim

How come people vacuem ants?
and how come everyone is in the UK?

...54M4K4H...

AssalamuAlaykum

I just had a two-hour exam but I finished it in half an hour...Am I crazy? Am I gonna fail?

WassalamuAlaykum

**aamirsaab** · 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by - Brok3n -

Hope ur kool

Woman, I'm beyond cool. I'm ice cooooooold.

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- What is 1+1 ? Why?!

Window. Because I said so.

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- Hot chocolate or Tea? And Why?

Hot chocolate. Looks funnier on a t shirt.

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- Blue contacts or green contacts? And Why?

Bah, contacts are for n00bs. Real men wear T3h 5p3c5!

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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H...

AssalamuAlaykum

Why am I addicted to Ready-Salted Hula Hoops and Milky Bar? Is there a support group available for people like me?

You are a clone of me. Which is much weirder than it sounds.

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Whats really at the end of a rainbow?

Noone knows. But muezzin might.

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Why is it that the heart hurts? Like why not the kidneys?
WassalamuAlaykum

The kidneys can hurt, if a ninja kicks shanks you. Head hurts because you clearly are using it for the first time.

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Originally Posted by Mu'minah421

i hav math test tommorow, wats a good way of gettin a good grade and not gettin scared *don't say study cuz i'v beeen doing that for the past three days

Any answer I give you now will be pointless. So I'll write these two sentences to patronise you instead.

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Originally Posted by truemuslim

How come people vacuem ants?
and how come everyone is in the UK?

What ants?!
Everyone is from the uk because, obviously, the Uk is just another word for the world. Oh and then we have that little thing called the middle east but it's ok, they aren't important.

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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H...

AssalamuAlaykum

I just had a two-hour exam but I finished it in half an hour...Am I crazy? Am I gonna fail?

WassalamuAlaykum

Unfortunately, I have not mastered the ability to see into the future. Right now, I can barely see 1 second ahead of me.

Next.

barney

Has anybody seen my keys?

**aamirsaab**

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Originally Posted by barney

Has anybody seen my keys?

Oh those were keys?

I'm terribly sorry, I ate them.

barney

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Originally Posted by aamirsaab

Oh those were keys?

I'm terribly sorry, I ate them.

Arrgh! Now how am I going to play the Piano?

...54M4K4H...

AssalamuAlaykum

Why are my replies in black font? lol

I seem to have lost the ability to ask pathetic questions, is that a good thing? *grin*

If my friends cousin has two fish and I'm also a fish and next door's fish is related to me and there's 5 fish in the pond but one had twins and the other two had five each with 6 fishlings already, how many fish are there? Including the 3 and a half fish-fingers my bro had for brekkie?

WassalamuAlaykum

IbnAbdulHakim

why cant hindu's be cool?

- Serene -

Du u think we can get the default replies back to black font like before?

...54M4K4H...

AssalamuAlaykum

If tea is called tea then why isnt Coffee called Sea?

Is too much waiting bad for your health? And if yeah...like what can happen?

Off to the vending machine >> Snack or twirl?

WassalamuAlaykum

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...54M4K4H... - Transformed - Status: Offline Posts: 3,874 Reputation: 15525 Rep Power: 41 Join Date: Jul 2005 Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-20-2008 AssalamuAlaykum Why am I addicted to Ready-Salted Hula Hoops and Milky Bar? Is there a support group available for people like me? Whats really at the end of a rainbow? Why is it that the heart hurts? Like why not the kidneys? WassalamuAlaykum

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truemuslim believ nuthin i say Status: Offline Posts: 3,421 Reputation: 10130 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Somewhere in the U.S.A...but as if u wud care...pshhh Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-21-2008 How come people vacuem ants? and how come everyone is in the UK? __________________ Never trust NOBODY! seriously, NOBODY! Christian or jew, muslim or sikh, NOBODY wants to care, listen, hear, see, help, or hear your cries,NOBODY will do nothing, *Your all alone in dis world and NOBODY can do nothing bout it.* go ahead and thank me for the confidence, honesty is in my blud

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barney Question EVERYTHING! Status: Offline Posts: 2,027 Reputation: 5695 Rep Power: 17 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: England Gender: Way of Life: Agnostic	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-21-2008 Has anybody seen my keys? __________________ Occupation: *The term of control of a territory by foreign military forces: Iraq 2003-2005* Liberation:*when something or someone is freed: Operation Telic 2003*

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...54M4K4H... - Transformed - Status: Offline Posts: 3,874 Reputation: 15525 Rep Power: 41 Join Date: Jul 2005 Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-21-2008 AssalamuAlaykum If tea is called tea then why isnt Coffee called Sea? Is too much waiting bad for your health? And if yeah...like what can happen? Off to the vending machine >> Snack or twirl? WassalamuAlaykum