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Arrgh! Now how am I going to play the Piano?
Music is haraam anyway, so it's all good
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Arrgh! Now how am I going to play the Piano?
You could just wait a few hours.

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Why are my replies in black font? lol

I seem to have lost the ability to ask pathetic questions, is that a good thing? *grin*

Yes it is a good thing. For me. Your replies are in black font because you are clearly more important than every other human being on this planet.
Sorry barney, but you are a dinosaur - it just wouldn't be fair to put you in the same league as humans.

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If my friends cousin has two fish and I'm also a fish and next door's fish is related to me and there's 5 fish in the pond but one had twins and the other two had five each with 6 fishlings already, how many fish are there? Including the 3 and a half fish-fingers my bro had for brekkie?
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why cant hindu's be cool?
I know plenty of cool hindus. But they aren't ice cold though.

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Du u think we can get the default replies back to black font like before?
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If tea is called tea then why isnt Coffee called Sea?

Because the sea is called sea. Obviously. If coffee were sea, then coffee it would not be. So you see, sea is sea and coffee is coffee.

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Is too much waiting bad for your health? And if yeah...like what can happen?
It can be bad for your health since you might get depressed. Or medically insane.

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Off to the vending machine >> Snack or twirl?

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Get the cheapest item.

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^ Are you by any chance with the Pakistani League of *buy one get one free, or get the cheapest thing even thought it will break the next day* slogan?
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AssalamuAlaykum

LOL!

Were you born funny? if not how long did it take for you to master the art?

Can you rhyme?

The cheapest Item? Dang! That leads me onto my next ques...why are people dumb enough to buy from vending machines when things are clearly double the price?

Why is it that I can walk forwards and backwards real fast but not sideways?

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why do ppl want heaven but dont wanna die?
why do ppl ask me to kill them?
should i kill them?
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Why are some people scared of dying ?

"Over!" - What does that signify to you?

Do u feel sleepy? Why?
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oh and also ...
who REALLY killed tupac? if u cant answer this u suck at being a master of anything! muahahahaaa

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wat do u do wen u feel soo depressed ad u feel like your life is worthless? wat should i do?
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wat do u do wen u feel soo depressed ad u feel like your life is worthless? wat should i do?
I want to answer that but If I do my post will get deleted Ermm do you want a clowny answer from the bro's or a serious one? Ima PM you insha'Allah sis. Chin up
   
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What do u think of predestination ?
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How do you multi quote?
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how does it feel to hav the rhymes thread over your thread?

wats ur favorite language?

wats your favorite word?

wats your favorite website besides LI and it cant be one dat u made lol
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Where art thou...
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Do you think its dificult to build a wood fence
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Is the reason u suddenly disappeared because of stupid exams?
Do you think you will pass the stupid exams?
   
 

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