Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 331

**aamirsaab** · 08:17 PM

Bloody hell, we really should start charging!

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Originally Posted by - Serene -

^ Are you by any chance with the Pakistani League of *buy one get one free, or get the cheapest thing even thought it will break the next day* slogan?

Yes. I live by that slogan

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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H...

[b][color="Black"]AssalamuAlaykum

Were you born funny? if not how long did it take for you to master the art?

No actually I learnt all my humour. Main influences are: house, fresh prince, my wife and kids, bremner bird and fortune, peter kay and the like. I don't think I've mastered it though - House always seems to outclass me.

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Can you rhyme?

Probably.

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The cheapest Item? Dang! That leads me onto my next ques...why are people dumb enough to buy from vending machines when things are clearly double the price?

Because slotting coins into a machine is fun. If you think otherwise, you are abnormal and should be placed under arrest.

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Why is it that I can walk forwards and backwards real fast but not sideways?

You clearly haven't learnt the art of shadow stepping. Ah it takes me back to the golden days when I was just a child....

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Originally Posted by truemuslim

why do ppl want heaven but dont wanna die?
why do ppl ask me to kill them?
should i kill them?
tanx yo

1 - Why do you keep asking me these questions and not actually paying up!
2 - they are joking
3 - yes

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Originally Posted by - Serene -

Why are some people scared of dying ?

Have you EVER thought about dying? Exactly.

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"Over!" - What does that signify to you?

Comes after the word: game. Usually occurs in Mario, when you run out of lives.

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Do u feel sleepy? Why?

No, because I'm a bad-ass.

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Originally Posted by truemuslim

oh and also ...
who REALLY killed tupac? if u cant answer this u suck at being a master of anything! muahahahaaa

...

Mr T. Tupac ate Mr T's cheetos, Mr T found out cus he had orange fingers. Tupac denied it, but Mr T shot the sucka with a 12 gauge.

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Originally Posted by muslimah421

wat do u do wen u feel soo depressed ad u feel like your life is worthless? wat should i do?

Pray namaz. Read Quran. Kill people on halo 3. In that order.

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Originally Posted by - Serene -

What do u think of predestination ?

I think it is a very long word which has little place in this thread.

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Originally Posted by - Serene -

How do you multi quote?

Bottom of your post, on the right, next to the quote button.

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Originally Posted by muslimah421

how does it feel to hav the rhymes thread over your thread?

Blessed

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wats ur favorite language?

Spanish or Japanese. Both are equally bad ass.

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wats your favorite word?

Bad ass and retard.

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wats your favorite website besides LI and it cant be one dat u made lol

EBAY!

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Originally Posted by - Serene -

Where art thou...

If you are going to quote a play, quote it all: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo.

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Originally Posted by Tania

Do you think its dificult to build a wood fence

Not really, you just stick it into the ground and bam: a wooden fence.

NEXT!

**Muslimah421**

wat are you gona charge us?
what's your fav game
do u ever get annoyed by this thread

BTW don't u think its more dan a coincidence that the Muezzin and Minaz: masters of might blah blah blah is over the rhymes thread?

don't u think this thread should be renamed to Muezzin and aamirsaab, masters of might, magic and monday mornings

one last q *for now* how can u be masters of Magic wen its Haram

lol

one more

wats your fav color?

- Serene - · 12:19 PM

How long did the last post of yours in this thread take you?
If you start charging, what will we have to pay in?
What shall I do if my arm goes numb?
Are you going to attend this (World of the Unseen - Mind Blowing Course!) lecture? Why/why not?
Where's Muezzin and Minaz bhai gone? aka Thread Starters?
Do you think I ask unnecessary questions?

Nuff.

Fishman

Who is worse: pigeons or cows?

truemuslim

what if i dont pay wut u make me pay?

- Serene -

Why isn't Muezzin answering these questions?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Muslimah421

wat are you gona charge us?

Oh, nothing much. Your blood.

Actually, that's only if you default on one payment.

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what's your fav game

Buckaraoo.

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do u ever get annoyed by this thread

Nothing is as annoying as kamikaze hammers with wings.

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BTW don't u think its more dan a coincidence that the Muezzin and Minaz: masters of might blah blah blah is over the rhymes thread?

Comedy trumps poetry?

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don't u think this thread should be renamed to Muezzin and aamirsaab, masters of might, magic and monday mornings

Nope. The title is alliterative and awesome and I made it up while eating a chicken wing.

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one last q *for now* how can u be masters of Magic wen its Haram

lol

Read the very first post for an explanation.

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one more

wats your fav color?

Red. For many reasons. None of them good.

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Originally Posted by Serene

If you start charging, what will we have to pay in?

Seashells.

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What shall I do if my arm goes numb?

Plunge it into a bathtub full of custard. If it's still numb, at least you can lick custard off your arm.

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Where's Muezzin and Minaz bhai gone? aka Thread Starters?

I had lots of revision to do. I still do. I'm just currently skiving.

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Do you think I ask unnecessary questions?

Do I have to answer?

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Originally Posted by Fishman

Who is worse: pigeons or cows?

Pigeons. Their excretion is more disrespectful.

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Originally Posted by truemuslim

what if i dont pay wut u make me pay?

Your soul.

Just joking. That's only if you default on two payments.

Next!

H4RUN

Do you wana buy a caravan!?

JolieFleur

AssalamuAlaykum

Who do you think you are?

..... Nuffin personal btw...I just like to say that *grin*

Aaand....does Aamirsaab really watch House? Ahem

WassalamuAlaykum

sevgi

man this thread is huge!!

and its getting lame..no particular post or poster i swear...it just is...like..generally...

so:

'tis exam time..and as i write this post i wonder...can one be anti-crast? i mean...i tend to be fairly pro-crast...how does one anti-crastinate?

*jumpsbackontofacebook*

JolieFleur

AssalamuAlaykum

How do you keep a secret when the one you're trying to keep a secret from is reading this post at this very minute?

(not you btw)

WassalamuAlaykum

- Serene -

What do u think about marriage?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by H4RUN

Do you wana buy a caravan!?

Does it have rocket boosters?

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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H

AssalamuAlaykum

Who do you think you are? ..... Nuffin personal btw...I just like to say that *grin*

I think I'm Batman.

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Aaand....does Aamirsaab really watch House? Ahem

Yep. As do I. House is such a hilarious character.

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Originally Posted by sumeyye

and its getting lame..no particular post or poster i swear...it just is...like..generally...

Yeah, I think it kind of jumped the shark when people stopped posting problems for us to solve, and just started asking random questions. Which is fine, we can give random answers, but it's more fun for everyone involved if we're given problems to solve.

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so:

'tis exam time..and as i write this post i wonder...can one be anti-crast? i mean...i tend to be fairly pro-crast...how does one ant

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