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Lol at patent pending, you think I could get a patent for my fone neck thing? I also use it for strangling my siblings....Hmm well attempting to Its my latest invention

Oh and btw....why oh why do pringles now come in packets?

Aaaand...why are there 60 seconds in a min? Why not 100? It'd make things much more simple....

Also....when I dream....does it use up my brain cells?

And, do you think I should change my name back to Dreamer?

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What are the flags of:

The White Huns?


So says Google Image Search.

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The Berbers?


Or alternatively



I did say alternatively...

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Lol at patent pending, you think I could get a patent for my fone neck thing? I also use it for strangling my siblings....Hmm well attempting to Its my latest invention
I don't condone murder.

Unless it's the murder of insane saucermen from Mars.

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Because once you pop, you can't stop, but if you can't beat 'em join 'em.

Or it might be just for the taste of it. Unless they have a WKD side. Because it's not just food... it's M & S food.

Ronseal. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

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Aaaand...why are there 60 seconds in a min? Why not 100? It'd make things much more simple....
God knows. As well as mathemeticians and Wikipedia.

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Also....when I dream....does it use up my brain cells?
See above.

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Not if it's going to use up your brain cells. Them's things are expensive to replace. Trust me, I know.

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Lol did you just close the thread for a minute there? Coz it said invalid thread.

And is this your day job or summin?

And....Hmm Uni or work? What to do? One could be permanent insha'Allah the other I could drop

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Lol did you just close the thread for a minute there? Coz it said invalid thread.

I just merged my multiple posts.

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And is this your day job or summin?
I'm at uni. Revising in a moment.

My day job is being Batman, I told you.

Oh wait, that's my dream job.

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Uni permament, work temp to cover the costs. It tends to be easier that way. But whatever works for you.

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Dont you feel these superhero's are all a tad sad? like they're all wimpy and got nothing going for them and they have several moments of fame when they get to help sum1 out but even then they cant tell anybody who they are so they live half a life and are never satisfied and then get so sick of it at the end that they give up and....Hmm

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do ever get sick of living and wish u didnt exist?
   
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I want peeplings to be happy, what shall I doooo?



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May Allah reward you for everything you've done? (hehe, not really a question. just a thing to tick ya off)

Are you a convert?

And why you say 'why so serious' when u aint da mod dat closes threads wit HUMOR?

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I want peeplings to be happy, what shall I doooo?



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Well I don't wana be 'peepling' whatever that is,

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No, but it comes wit a dag, you know what dags are dont you, 4 legs, a tail and go 'woof woof', DOGS!... Is it a deal or is it a deal? 'Deal or no deal'
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No, but it comes wit a dag, you know what dags are dont you, 4 legs, a tail and go 'woof woof', DOGS!... Is it a deal or is it a deal? 'Deal or no deal'

You daaaaaaaaaaaag, where you come out from?
Ari Oogleh?

Muezzin/Aamir can you teach me lestarian? lingo? just a few words,

Ano you guys say boos instead of bus and mooch instead of much and u say grass wheras we say graaaaaaaaaaaaaas & o erm glass instead of glaaaaaaaaas Haha,

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URGENT: How do I convince my parents to let me go to a 1 hour lecture this evening, in a mosque they they is w.a.h.a.b.b.i - fied?!

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URGENT: How do I convince my parents to let me go to a 1 hour lecture this evening, in a mosque they they is w.a.h.a.b.b.i - fied?!

Which lecture is this? Is it in the UK?
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Why not?
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AssalalamuAlaykum

Dont you feel these superhero's are all a tad sad? like they're all wimpy and got nothing going for them and they have several moments of fame when they get to help sum1 out but even then they cant tell anybody who they are so they live half a life and are never satisfied and then get so sick of it at the end that they give up and....Hmm

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I want peeplings to be happy, what shall I doooo?



WassalamuAlaykum
Pardon my french but what the hell is a peepling?
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It's to mock you.
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I ran out of cello tape My life is doomed, how shall I stick up my masterpiece?
Could use glue or your mother's spit. Failing that, a little bit of elbow grease should do it. Don't ask how I know this stuff - it's boarderline haram.
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No, but it comes wit a dag, you know what dags are dont you, 4 legs, a tail and go 'woof woof', DOGS!... Is it a deal or is it a deal? 'Deal or no deal'
What I don't get to swap the box?! Fine deal.
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Muezzin/Aamir can you teach me lestarian? lingo? just a few words,
''Eh up me duck''. Apparently that is leicester slang.

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