Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 333

- Serene -

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be honest with your parents.

And say what?! (these are tep rents btw)

**aamirsaab** · 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by - Serene -

And say what?! (these are tep rents btw)

Tell them everything about the lecture and why you would like to go.

- Serene -

Why have u got a chess piece in your avatar?

Why do I get hayfever?

If you were to put humanity into 2 groups, what would you put them into?

**aamirsaab** · 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by - Serene -

Why have u got a chess piece in your avatar?

It's not just any chess piece. This is a Black King chess piece, dating from about 1 year ago. Worth it's weight in pestachios.

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Why do I get hayfever?

Flowers and nature in general hate you. But you cannot sue them for discrimination, bloody liberals!

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If you were to put humanity into 2 groups, what would you put them into?

Bad @5535 and retards.

nafy

salaamz

hope ur all good inshAllah bro's

anyways ma problem..... i wanna grow ma own chocolate...its costin me too much 2 buy it maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...am a chocoholic...

advice...plz n fankoo

tc w/salaam

ur sis

Musaafir

I have the same problem with chocolates..
I tried to stop eating em at many points but can't do so..
Anyways, did you know that barbers used to use leeches to treat patients?
That was the reason for the red stripes, because of the bloodletting..Am only mentioning i coz I saw the pic in this thread and it has nothing to do with eating chocs, unless of course bloodletting can be the new cure for chocaholics?
That's a scary thought...

Muslimah421

wats your favorite kind of car?

H4RUN

How would you feel if a little kid jus got away from you in a go kart? Would you 'tap' him and 'slightly' nudge him out the way on the corners? Gosh these light little kids are fast!...If they can drive properly

Sabeeha

One nutty thread.LOL :P

- Serene -

What shall I do about my cough?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by nafy

salaamz

hope ur all good inshAllah bro's

anyways ma problem..... i wanna grow ma own chocolate...its costin me too much 2 buy it maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...am a chocoholic...

advice...plz n fankoo

tc w/salaam

ur sis

Don't worry. I'll give you these guys' contact details.

They should be on call 24 hours a day, unless they're in that blasted great glass elevator again.

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Originally Posted by Musaafir

I have the same problem with chocolates..
I tried to stop eating em at many points but can't do so..

Oompa loompa doompity do...

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Anyways, did you know that barbers used to use leeches to treat patients?

Nope. I thought they just cut hair.

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That was the reason for the red stripes, because of the bloodletting..Am only mentioning i coz I saw the pic in this thread and it has nothing to do with eating chocs, unless of course bloodletting can be the new cure for chocaholics?
That's a scary thought...

Or you could just see what happens if you feed a leech chocolate.

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Originally Posted by Muslimah421

wats your favorite kind of car?

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Originally Posted by H4RUN

How would you feel if a little kid jus got away from you in a go kart? Would you 'tap' him and 'slightly' nudge him out the way on the corners? Gosh these light little kids are fast!...If they can drive properly

Obviously I'd just chuck a red turtleshell at him. Hey, it works in Mario Kart.

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Originally Posted by Sabeeha

One nutty thread.LOL :P

We probably need an allergy warning.

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Originally Posted by - Serene -

What shall I do about my cough?

1 - purchase a crate of Buttercup Syrup

2 - pour contents of said crate into bucket

3 - tip bucket down gullet

Next!

sevgi

how does one become a 'fun' parent...its been on my mind for the past few minutes...perhaps u cud guide me oh masters?

truemuslim

Do you think this vid is a load of bull?? http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0xfWYvwLO8 lol

are you a chess nerd? (its not a good thing to be a nerd...let alone a ches nerd..)

Don't you ever get annoyed/bored of these dumb questions, or of this boring thread people come to when they're out of tylenol and nothin good is on tv?

Hisbul_Aziz

How come ive been gone for a while?

JσℓιєFℓєυя

AssalamuAlaykum

How can one be a master of a Monday Morning?

Is it just me or is the weather like REALLY freaky nowadays?

Why do we feel a little glum when we get older? Hmm

What do you say to a glum chum?

WassalamuAlaykum

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Musaafir Umm..CHOCOLATE! Status: Offline Posts: 912 Reputation: 1832 Rep Power: 18 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chocolate factory ;p Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-22-2008 I have the same problem with chocolates.. I tried to stop eating em at many points but can't do so.. Anyways, did you know that barbers used to use leeches to treat patients? That was the reason for the red stripes, because of the bloodletting..Am only mentioning i coz I saw the pic in this thread and it has nothing to do with eating chocs, unless of course bloodletting can be the new cure for chocaholics? That's a scary thought... __________________

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