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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-26-2008

Are you thhnking what im thinking?
   
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-26-2008

Soo Is This Thread Still Alive Or Not ???
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Who Knows? I asked a question and have not received an awnser yet!
   
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-27-2008



Will u offer me a job on this thread?
How much will you pay me per hour?
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How about a free gym pass?
   
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-27-2008

o yeah that reminds Me Can I work Here too ??
Why Are You guys late with replying?
is This Normal?
where is The manager ?
Who is The Manager ??
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where did u guys go?
y arent u answering any questions?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-28-2008

Me tinkz d bredrinz got a lyf....which answers everyones question of where are the thread 'runners'...
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-29-2008

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so you want me to laugh like "she she" ??
wow lol ok then people would think im sayin something ELSE , try it and u'll see

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why do ppl organise events where 3000 ppl r squished together in a marquee for 50 ppl ?

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Scalpel.

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Will u offer me a job on this thread?
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If we hired you, which we won't, you'd be paid in potatoes.

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o yeah that reminds Me Can I work Here too ??
We are no longer recruiting. Spuds are so expensive these days.

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is This Normal?
As normal as this thread gets. But to shake things up a bit, here's a sock monkey.



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where did u guys go?
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All those pizzas won't eat themselves.

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Me tinkz d bredrinz got a lyf....which answers everyones question of where are the thread 'runners'...
I'd throw you a spud if it wouldn't break my monitor.

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Have u gone to get married !!
I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

But Batman is.

Anyway, bit of a public announcement for all contributors to this thread.

This topic has kind of deviated from its original premise, which was a comedy agony aunt sort of thing, where members would submit problems for us to solve in a light-hearted manner.

It was not intended for random questions like 'What is your favourite colour?', 'What does blue taste like?' and 'What, in your opinion, is the best way to spank a monkey?' Though we've answered such questions, technically they're spamming.

So er... any more like that will be deleted. Sorry. That's just how we roll.

Now, let's transform the way we post and roll out!

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-29-2008

i have a problem.

what shall i do to hate this forum???

if i dont hate this forum then i'll be spending more hour's here and i will get on ur nerves.
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-31-2008

Why'd you make Batman reply, and why'd you put the video up..it was the funniest thing I've seen today..
Anyways..Again, I only seem to visit this thread when I'm in hysterics and haven't yet completed something which is due in less than a few days..
WHAT DO I DO??!!!
You've already shown me a tiger..I think, not sure if it worked last time..
But yeah..I don't want to do the work either..

** Edit..5 days later and I've passed my assessment..Woohoo..however..I now have the problem of 'THE DREADED FINAL YEAR!'..Any tips on how to pass with flying colours?
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salaamz
y r u guys so weirdd
nywyz i need help 2 srt out my hyper lyk i go random n go slappin ppl in da middle of da road
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 10-03-2008

I like donuts and I like chocolate, but donuts with a chocolate dip tastes lame What shall I dooooo
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 10-03-2008

You guys are mad and .................... it's not nice to laugh at others expense. Now aren't i the party pooper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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what shall i do to hate this forum???

if i dont hate this forum then i'll be spending more hour's here and i will get on ur nerves.
You want to hate this forum?

Simply read all 80 pages' worth of my posts.

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Why'd you make Batman reply, and why'd you put the video up..it was the funniest thing I've seen today..
Anyways..Again, I only seem to visit this thread when I'm in hysterics and haven't yet completed something which is due in less than a few days..
WHAT DO I DO??!!!
You've already shown me a tiger..I think, not sure if it worked last time..
But yeah..I don't want to do the work either..

** Edit..5 days later and I've passed my assessment..Woohoo..however..I now have the problem of 'THE DREADED FINAL YEAR!'..Any tips on how to pass with flying colours?
Mashallah and mubarak on passing your assessment.

As for flying colour tips... If you've got a lot of coursework this year, make the library your second home. Alternatively, if you've got a lot of exams this year, make the library your second home.

If that's too hard, get one of these:



And take it to the library.

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y r u guys so weirdd
nywyz i need help 2 srt out my hyper lyk i go random n go slappin ppl in da middle of da road
plzzzz help me bruvaz
You mean you're this guy?

Lay off the Tango.

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I like donuts and I like chocolate, but donuts with a chocolate dip tastes lame What shall I dooooo
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You guys are mad and .................... it's not nice to laugh at others expense. Now aren't i the party pooper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not party pooping. That's party popping.



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